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@starmuttani
The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.
Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing
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so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh
I love that he said Pakeha
Can someone write what its being said in this?
Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.
(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”
Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“
Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“
Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.
I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.
Janice is clearly Karen’s Kiwi Cousin.
I will never not reblog. AND remind everyone that John Tame is NOT a ‘white guy’ (as OP came to realise), he is Maori. And absolutely taking none of that colonialist shit :-)
never trust any cartoon depiction of an animal or insect you see and as much as i like birds the moment you stop and think and look at them for more than a few minutes the more upsetting they get
okay but like
what if the citizens of Arendelle all assume that Anna took the throne because Elsa died and all this talk of “Elsa lives in the woods now” is like the equivalent of oh yes we sent the dog to live on the farm upstate
and that’s why Elsa didn’t go to the coronation/statue unveiling, because she knows and thinks it’s h i l a r i o u s and wants to see how long it takes Anna to realize literally everyone in the kingdom thinks Elsa is dead and is humoring her
like.
“sometimes i throw letters into the wind and they are definitely carried to my sister, a person who is alive and lives in the woods and this is how we communicate through magic” ???????
okay your majesty
OP how does it feel to be the funniest person on Earth? I just wheezed so hard I almost choked
Sometimes my sister comes to the castle at night, floats on the wind to my window, all in white, and we sing.
Elsa being all extra about it tho and rides into town on nokk via the water and self-made mist just because it adds to the entire thing
“I swear I saw the ghost of queen Elsa riding across the fjord astride a horse made of water just like the day the waters nearly destroyed Arendelle”
“They say if you listen you can hear her laughter echo along the breeze, tho it was so rare when she was alive”
BRUH
Commoner: Anna, your sister is a cryptid.
Anna: No, cryptids aren’t real. Elsa’s real.
Commoner: Yes she is, Anna, in our hearts.
Anna: No, seriously, she’s alive. She’s pulling this again, isn’t she?
*in the distance, with chains*
Elsa: WoOooOOooO!
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how do the centaurs sleep? and how do they stretch after a good sleep?
Ok this is one I’ve been wanting to cover for a while and my cooldown sketches got out of hand, so buckle up and enjoy the picturebook!
The easiest options is exactly what you think, the flop. In a home, thick carpets or tatami-like mats would provide at least some sort of cushion for the horse-half and various sized cushions and pillows to lift and support the top half. And they CAN sleep standing up, like horses, but it does require both a special harness/corset and practice. And it’s not very comfortable for anything deeper than a doze or catnap for most, so it’s mostly reserved for bad situations, naps, or guard duty.
Most common are recliners, or ‘hammocks’. Easy to fold and carry for cultures on the move, or make fancy for the city-folk they are probably the most ubiquitous of centaur furniture. A simple adjustable A-frame supporting some sort of flexible fabric-ish sheet for the top half to lean against and sleep. Usually paired with some sort of large blanket or padding on the ground to lay the horse-half on!
When you don’t have no fancy recliners, your herd will do! The preferred sleeping method of closely bonded herds is to simply rest on your buddies cushy backside! Roaming bands can often form long chains of sleeping centaurs with the unlucky first taur either on guard duty, sleeping sprawled, or with the group’s only hammock.
Mix and match to your character and herd’s personal preference!
Also stretchies!
Omg these are delightful and add so much inspiration to my little centaur culture ideas.
Also, these sketches? So well done. I love them.
Woo woooo birthdaaay!!
Do to a bit of burn out, I chose not to take part in Dinovember this year. I have something planned to post in the next day or two, but Ive been using the event to make coloring books for me niece and I wasn’t up for an entire month of that much work. Too much going on at work.
But I’ll be damned if I wasn’t gonna draw my annual birthday dino!! Chubby allosaurus partyyyyyyy!!! 🎉🎉
Throckmorton
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks
Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.
Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.
Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.
So what do they do? They look for the dick.
You heard me correctly. The dick.
Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.
Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.
Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.
This had been a PSA.
holy fucking shit
Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass
oh my god
What the fuck human anatomy
Doc: “Where does it hurt?”
Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:
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he cannot die. Unstoppable
Bad dog. Out you go
The Dog Will Stay
Too bad.
the dog stays
WRONG
Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.
THE DOG GOES.
The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn.
THE DOG STAYS
Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.
The dog goes.
Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.
THE DOG. STAYS.
I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle
THE DOG GOES
THE DOG STAYS
^ this entire thread in a nutshell.
THE DOG IS MINE.
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AND HERE. IT. IS.
After what feels like forever, I’m extremely happy to present to ya’ll the final product of the collaboration between Monochromatic and myself: Love You Just The Same!
Mono came up with the concept and wrote the script and story, I illustrated it! :3 Please be sure to support Mono ya’ll, she’s the reason this became a thing in the first place!! owo
This is probably one of the biggest projects I took on, and it was one hellofa challenge! I’m very proud of the end result, and I hope ya’ll enjoy!! ^.^
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threw out the trash
the appropriate reaction to seeing a moose
Honestly that was probably the best thing a person could do in that situation.
Best “nope” i ever witnessed.
@sargassos
Holy SHIT.
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.
Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.
i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair
This one involves way more stabbing
SHE BOUGHT A PEACOCK
I go hard with my embroidery but I have never gone “bring roadkill indoors” hard
character i like: *wipes blood from their mouth and nose while smirking and saying something witty to their opponent like the bastard they are*
me:
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