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Starry Owlet-Nightjar (Aegotheles tatei), family Aegothelidae, order Aegotheliformes, Papua New Guinea (endemic)

Owlet-nightjars are not nightjars, and are not in the nightjar order Caprimulgiformes. (And are also not closely related to owls).

They are in their own order.

They are not as closely related to nightjars or frogmouths, as previously thought.

This species is beloved and deeply desired by birdwatchers, and if I saw one I would pee my pants. (One my top 10 birds!)

The Black Serval (Leptailurus Serval)

Quarters only, please [x]

And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

Victor is a proud papa. He and Eden only have the twins but they got so big so fast she can only hold one at a time.

Beach field trip

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Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.

Asteroid Threat [Explained]

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The hell does that tall ass, gumby looking motherfucker need HEELS ON HIS CUNTY BITCH BOY BOOTS FOR HUH?!

ITS NOT ENOUGH HE'S A DAMN SKYSCRAPER OF A MAN, HE'S GOT TO HAVE 2 ARTIFICIAL INCHES TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY