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trashyeggroll

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

twilightofthesandwiches

TV Crowley’s Aging Rock Star Shtick is fun, but if you want to take Book Crowley's Vibe to our modern day, I think there's an argument for, okay... here me out... the Vibe I always got from Book Crowley is that he projects out a very ‘Rich Douchebag’ image, not necessarily in the sense that he is a douchebag (I’d call him more of Lovable Lil’ Shit) but in the sense that he goes to great lengths to cultivate the exact image in the time and culture he lives in of a ‘Rich Douchebag’. Like, he’d always make sure he’s up to date to all the current societal standards and norms and all the current fashion trends so that he is always trendy and sooo cool… but deliberately in the specific way that’ll make humans look at him and go “man, what an asshole.” And that’s what makes ‘blending in with the humans’ feel like a job well done to him.

In the late 80’s-very early 90’s era that the book takes place in that meant coding him as a Yuppie, thinking about his stock options as soon as Armageddon comes up, his sleek lifeless showroom flat, the dedication to always having the most modern tech (even when he finds it to actually be pretty crappy or otherwise useless to him, it’s necessary for ‘the kind of Human he’s trying to be’)….

So, thinking about what’s up with Book Crowley in the current day, and if he's maybe trying to update to fit our current image of what a Yuppie-like Rich Douchebag is.... So, like, I’m not making a statement on whatever or not Book Crowley would use Crypto in the 2020’s, even for one of his schemes, but... I think there is an argument to be made that if you met Book Crowley in the current day, you’d take one look at the guy (gender neutral) and immediately get the Vibe that he uses Crypto. And Crowley would just be like “Great! I am getting a good grade in seeming like an absolute sleazebag, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve! :D”

the-oxrib-and-oyster

"NFTs, angel!"

Crowley threw back his head and cackled. Aziraphale eyed him, from the side. Some things were simply too absurd to be considered.

blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

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prokopetz

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

prokopetz

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

buggyhuman

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

woodsfae

If you were taught to read with the three cueing method, and now struggle to read fluently, you can still learn to read properly!

-> Phonics For Adults <-

If you're a teenager, you can still use this resource.

invisibledragon

If you want to stay hydrated, filling your water bottle and bringing it into the living room will only do so much. You also have to fucking take a sip every now and then

without-ado

Strawberry Full Moon over Ely Cathedral l VeronicaJoPo

master-john-uk

29th June 2026. This year's Strawberry Moon was extremely low in the sky, which made it look very large and bright. (A perfect photographic opportunity!)

brenna

Not-So-Wee Morag

Summary: Sixty years after Wee Morag’s passing, Elspeth hears about a creature with the same name.

Read on AO3

depsidase

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ask and you shall receive.

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formerlyluckymanticore

pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know

cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for

tall

revolbloodtype

dduane

Wow, but this sums up the situation exquisitely

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theladydrgn

New canon GO tag coming in hot 🤭

All Good Omens Fanfiction Is Canon

postarcadian

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

valquainton

#GNU Terry Pratchett!

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