HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

punished by the council

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

They all laughed when I said I was developing an anti-comedy ray. But who's laughing now

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user