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*At Tim and Kon's wedding*

Mc: Alright everyone! It's time for the line dance!

Jon: Cmon Dami! Let's go!

Damian: Alright, alright. You don't have to cajole me, I know as family to the couple we have to dance.

*Cotton Eyed Joe starts to play*

Kon: *Happily leading the dance from the stage*

Tim: *trying his best to follow Kon*

Damian: *easily following Kon's lead*

Jon: *dancing with ease cuz he practiced with Kon. Staring at Damian in amazement at how quickly he's picking it up*

Jon: Why are you so good at this?

Damian: You know Mother put me in dance lessons since I could walk. Also this is nothing. Next league wedding I'm invited I'm taking you and making you dance in the Dabke.

@arnitet I know this isn't quite what you asked for but, as someone also not american and never been line dancing myself this is my take. I hope it was still fun 😆

Damian: Dry your eyes Rouhi. Here. *hands Jon 2 tickets*

Jon: You got us Black Canary tickets?! Oh my Rao I'm actually seeing them live?! Thank you thank you thank you!!! *pulls Damian into a tight hug*

Damian: Anything to make you happy Rouhi.

Jon: ...wait *holds Damian at arms length* You didn't get these from scalpers did you?

Damian: Of course not! Not only do I not trust sites like SeatDweeb tickets to not get cancelled, I know you hate them. The Waynes have a dedicated suite at the Gotham Knights Arena. Father had it built after all. So I asked to be allocated 2 tickets for that suite.

Jon: *stares at the tickets in horror*

Damian: What's wrong?

Jon: I'm now part of the rot in the system?!

Dick: *agrily swipes the game board and all it's pieces off the table* FUCK ALL OF YOU! SEEE IF EVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!! *walks out*

Every member of the bat family: *Bursts out laughing*

Jon:...what's up with Dick?

Tim: *snorts* He really thought challenging a former and current ceo, the heir to a kingdom, and a drug lord to a game of monopoly was a good idea.

Damian: Plus we formed alliances behind his back to mess with him even more.

Bruce: I still think the alliances was a step too far.

Jon: *nods* Yeah Dick really should have known better.

Kon: Speaking from experience?

Jon: Yeah...that was a tense day in Titans Tower.

Jason: Ha! Who challenged baby bat?

Jon: Lian thought Oliver taught her enough to stand a chance against him.

Damian:...bwuahahaHAHAHAHA

Jon: Shut up!

Damian (hands on knees): *wheezing with laughter*

Jon: Stop it! It wasn't funny!

Damian: He fucking - wheeze - he pushed your head down so you could see the turtle! HAHAHAHA

Jon: I'm sorry that some of us aren't PADI certified divers, therefore are required to wear a life vest! I couldn't even complain cuz I couldn't reveal WHY I could see the turtle perfectly fine from the surface of the water.

Jon: Yeah. Damian not only sat through the entire game, he actually gave good commentary. We had to sit with the Goliaths fans since it's a Gotham home game and he's a Wayne, but I know I can drag him to becoming a Meteors soon.

Duke(born and raised Gothamite): In your dreams farm boy!

Jon (hands raised): Sorry. Shouldn't have started that.

Duke: *waves it away* Anyways...where are you taking him on your turn to plan a date?

Jon: Oh! There's this new aquarium that ju-

Duke: Jon, buddy, we said no zoos. You know how Damian gets with zoos.

Jon: Yes, but this isn't a zoo! And I looked them up an-

Duke: Bro, one look at the children with the touch tanks and we both know we're getting break in reports that night.

Jon:....*sigh* I'll look up other ideas.

Damian: Yes Father?

Brucr: Why have there been charges to your card for chlamydia treatment for the last 3 months?! You are SIXTEEN!

Damian: It's for the koalas!

Bruce:...What?

Damian: It's for the koalas father! It's a terrible epidemic for the wild population! Over 90% infection rates! $50 a month to contribute to helping keep the species alive is the least I can do!

Clark:...You want to settle down and form a mate bond?

Damian: Correct.

Bruce: This is what we get for encouraging friendship between our species.

Jon: Too late to regret it now.

Damian: Yes. We've already tried to seek other mates from within our species, but none appealed to us as much as we are drawn to each other.

Bruce: How do you expect your partnership to work? You know staying in the central zone is insufficient to your biological needs. There's a reason gaurds stationed here rotate every 6 months.

Jon: In the summer months we'll live in the deep city.

Damian: And in the winters we'll live in the sunlit epipelagic zone.

Jon: Damian gets his dark and cold where he can glow beautifully-

Damian: And Jon can soak in the sun rays and stay magnificently colorful.

Clark: You've really thought about this.

Bruce: This is why they took turns doing the exchange program.

Damian: Yes. And the tests proved rather successful.

Jon: We take this very seriously.

Clark: I don't think I can change your minds. The only way forward is to support you and help in any way we can. Right Bruce?

Dick: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMIAN! Where tf did you come from?!

Damian: Everyone meet Wuxian!

Dick: You didn't answer my question, and what tf is Wuxian supposed to be?!

Damian: He's a hellhound! My friend's hellhound had a litter, and he saw how much I loved Mrs. O'Leary, so he gave me one of the pups since he knew I'd give them the utmost care!

Dick: That's a puppy?!

Bruce: *massaging his temples* and I suppose we're keeping Wuxian in the manor/barn too?

Bruce: -and Teen Titans, clear the area of civilians and secure the perimeter.

Damian: Understood. Is everyone clear on our orders? Good. Titans go!

Bruce might be Chinese.

Dick like 60% sure is Eastern European.

Bruce was raised by a british man so I hc that he either likes british food the most, or if Alfred was trained to be of aristocratic calibre, french cuisine.

Dick was taken in pretty young, so he might have a few nostalgic favorites of romanian food, but I think overall he adapted to what Alfred makes.

Tim, Jason, Steph, and Duke are Gothamites born and raised, so to me whatever is prominent locally in Gotham is what they love the most. Lemme hc Tim craving the street food/fast food more because he's sick of all the fancy dinners/luncheons his parents have dragged him to.

Damian probably likes a few arabic food and a few chinese food the most. He just really likes food with all the spices. Give the boy flavor and rice.

Billy: *struggling to pick up a perilla leaf with chopsticks*

Damian: *picks up leaf for Billy with his own chopsticks* Here. *places leaf on Billy's bowl*

Billy: Thanks D!

-- later in their room --

Jon: *glaring at Damian*

Damian: Ok. What's up? You've been glaring at me since the team dinner.

Jon: You picked up a leaf for Billy with YOUR OWN chopsticks!

Damian: Yes?! He'd been struggling for about 2 minutes I couldn't just watch it!

Jon: You practically made out with him!

Damian: HOW?!

Jon: You already ate with those chopsticks! Your spit went onto that leaf and into Billy's mouth!

Damian: How is that even close to making out?!