Hi guys! I opened a ko-fi 😊

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I love Silvermist, but I will never forgive d!sney for not including Rani in the movies! She cut off her wings to save Neverland and she doesn't even get a supprting role?!

Jon: Ready to go Hayaati?

Damian: Yes. Oh! Let me get a few extra things I'll put in Wuxian's pack! Never hurts to have backups!

Jon: Do you have to go on Wuxian? I can just carry you there.

Damian: Wuxian provides a grear escape route if needed. I'm not taking out that tactical advantage. *leaves room*

Jon: *glares at Wuxian*

Wuxian: *Looks at Jon innocently with his tongue lolling out*

Jon: I haven't flown with Damian in my arms in months. I love flying with Damain in my arms.

Wuxian: *continued panting*

Jon: I despise you.

Thanks for your time

*At Tim and Kon's wedding*

Mc: Alright everyone! It's time for the line dance!

Jon: Cmon Dami! Let's go!

Damian: Alright, alright. You don't have to cajole me, I know as family to the couple we have to dance.

*Cotton Eyed Joe starts to play*

Kon: *Happily leading the dance from the stage*

Tim: *trying his best to follow Kon*

Damian: *easily following Kon's lead*

Jon: *dancing with ease cuz he practiced with Kon. Staring at Damian in amazement at how quickly he's picking it up*

Jon: Why are you so good at this?

Damian: You know Mother put me in dance lessons since I could walk. Also this is nothing. Next league wedding I'm invited I'm taking you and making you dance in the Dabke.

@arnitet I know this isn't quite what you asked for but, as someone also not american and never been line dancing myself this is my take. I hope it was still fun 😆

Damian: Dry your eyes Rouhi. Here. *hands Jon 2 tickets*

Jon: You got us Black Canary tickets?! Oh my Rao I'm actually seeing them live?! Thank you thank you thank you!!! *pulls Damian into a tight hug*

Damian: Anything to make you happy Rouhi.

Jon: ...wait *holds Damian at arms length* You didn't get these from scalpers did you?

Damian: Of course not! Not only do I not trust sites like SeatDweeb tickets to not get cancelled, I know you hate them. The Waynes have a dedicated suite at the Gotham Knights Arena. Father had it built after all. So I asked to be allocated 2 tickets for that suite.

Jon: *stares at the tickets in horror*

Damian: What's wrong?

Jon: I'm now part of the rot in the system?!

Dick: *agrily swipes the game board and all it's pieces off the table* FUCK ALL OF YOU! SEEE IF EVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN!!! *walks out*

Every member of the bat family: *Bursts out laughing*

Jon:...what's up with Dick?

Tim: *snorts* He really thought challenging a former and current ceo, the heir to a kingdom, and a drug lord to a game of monopoly was a good idea.

Damian: Plus we formed alliances behind his back to mess with him even more.

Bruce: I still think the alliances was a step too far.

Jon: *nods* Yeah Dick really should have known better.

Kon: Speaking from experience?

Jon: Yeah...that was a tense day in Titans Tower.

Jason: Ha! Who challenged baby bat?

Jon: Lian thought Oliver taught her enough to stand a chance against him.

Damian:...bwuahahaHAHAHAHA

Jon: Shut up!

Damian (hands on knees): *wheezing with laughter*

Jon: Stop it! It wasn't funny!

Damian: He fucking - wheeze - he pushed your head down so you could see the turtle! HAHAHAHA

Jon: I'm sorry that some of us aren't PADI certified divers, therefore are required to wear a life vest! I couldn't even complain cuz I couldn't reveal WHY I could see the turtle perfectly fine from the surface of the water.

Jon: Yeah. Damian not only sat through the entire game, he actually gave good commentary. We had to sit with the Goliaths fans since it's a Gotham home game and he's a Wayne, but I know I can drag him to becoming a Meteors soon.

Duke(born and raised Gothamite): In your dreams farm boy!

Jon (hands raised): Sorry. Shouldn't have started that.

Duke: *waves it away* Anyways...where are you taking him on your turn to plan a date?

Jon: Oh! There's this new aquarium that ju-

Duke: Jon, buddy, we said no zoos. You know how Damian gets with zoos.

Jon: Yes, but this isn't a zoo! And I looked them up an-

Duke: Bro, one look at the children with the touch tanks and we both know we're getting break in reports that night.

Jon:....*sigh* I'll look up other ideas.

Damian: Yes Father?

Brucr: Why have there been charges to your card for chlamydia treatment for the last 3 months?! You are SIXTEEN!

Damian: It's for the koalas!

Bruce:...What?

Damian: It's for the koalas father! It's a terrible epidemic for the wild population! Over 90% infection rates! $50 a month to contribute to helping keep the species alive is the least I can do!

Clark:...You want to settle down and form a mate bond?

Damian: Correct.

Bruce: This is what we get for encouraging friendship between our species.

Jon: Too late to regret it now.

Damian: Yes. We've already tried to seek other mates from within our species, but none appealed to us as much as we are drawn to each other.

Bruce: How do you expect your partnership to work? You know staying in the central zone is insufficient to your biological needs. There's a reason gaurds stationed here rotate every 6 months.

Jon: In the summer months we'll live in the deep city.

Damian: And in the winters we'll live in the sunlit epipelagic zone.

Jon: Damian gets his dark and cold where he can glow beautifully-

Damian: And Jon can soak in the sun rays and stay magnificently colorful.

Clark: You've really thought about this.

Bruce: This is why they took turns doing the exchange program.

Damian: Yes. And the tests proved rather successful.

Jon: We take this very seriously.

Clark: I don't think I can change your minds. The only way forward is to support you and help in any way we can. Right Bruce?

Dick: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMIAN! Where tf did you come from?!

Damian: Everyone meet Wuxian!

Dick: You didn't answer my question, and what tf is Wuxian supposed to be?!

Damian: He's a hellhound! My friend's hellhound had a litter, and he saw how much I loved Mrs. O'Leary, so he gave me one of the pups since he knew I'd give them the utmost care!

Dick: That's a puppy?!

Bruce: *massaging his temples* and I suppose we're keeping Wuxian in the manor/barn too?

Damian: Ofc we are father! Why would you question that? Besides, Percy also gave me Wuxian because he knew shadow travel would be a great addition to Robin's arsenal!

Bruce: -and Teen Titans, clear the area of civilians and secure the perimeter.

Damian: Understood. Is everyone clear on our orders? Good. Titans go!