that's showbiz, baby!

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

YOU PASS

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

I mean it is featured on this article

wow that was some article. wikipedians are lot wilder than i thought

we should all get really into chartreuse and other spectacular grellows

@homoqueerjewhobbit