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big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

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i-am-a-fish

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

crtter

Hey guys, did you know that if you ever post a GIF on this website, be it in your own original post or otherwise, you’ll get notified whenever someone finds it via the Tumblr GIF search feature and adds it to a post? I think more people should know about this because there’s always a chance, albeit small, that someone will come across the random GIF of old-timey people clapping and cheering you attached to a funny post about worms making music five years ago and deem it the perfect reaction image for the video of a person pissing inside another person’s asshole they’re about to reblog, which Tumblr will helpfully link directly to you via an incredibly cryptic, very curiosity-inducing notification that says nothing but “tumblruser47266 has added your genre-defying work to a post”.

#one version of the frollo witchcraft gif is attributed to me #i don't remember why #but I've seen a lot of neat stuff because of it #no piss holes though

eroscestlavie

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

eroscestlavie

????

eroscestlavie

Hey. What

trash-slvt

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

villainessbian

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

victusinveritas

#well yeah #none of the media that depicts the middle school experience rings true so you gotta look elsewhere

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thoodleoo

love when a fragment of ancient vase art is unintentionally hilarious. like obviously this fragment is part of a larger scene but now it just looks like someone is giving the vanna white treatment to some guy's dick

ashlgcostumes

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

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what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

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starrynet

would you have chosen the edmund fitzgerald if it had been an option in the original poll?

yes. justice for the edmund fitzgerald 🚢

no, but I would have chosen a different, unlisted ship option

I’m happy with my original choice

no favorite ship/landlocked

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bransler

This is RMS Carpathia erasure, and I will not stand for it

#well it WAS ship of Theseus #not sure if it is anymore

fizzfags

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

vampireopossum

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whyenn-reader

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

dezdemonomania

I am fat and well-educated.

kvothes

i tend not to take museum photos of things unless i think i can take a good one, and this was in a glass case so it had a lot of glare, but the sargent exhibit at the met has the only know photograph of madame x before he repainted the shoulder strap and seeing that for the first time in my life made me feel like my body was made of static

kvothes

the met had a photo online. offering this to all of you (with the repainted one for comparison) <3

caztiel

ultraluuminary

imviotrash

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the-haiku-bot

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bulbekuggeleh

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

deadpowol

naamahdarling

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

thats-a-cat

that's a cat ✅️

captain-cargoshorts

That's from a Facebook page that only posts AI, unfortunately. That actually is not a cat

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hometoursandotherstuff

The tenants that have to navigate this took the photo. Landlord doesn't care.

captain-cargoshorts

I bet the local news station would be very interested in that

organell

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