the cobalt and carnelian of that bird

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

have you guys heard about this

hey guys. you hear about this?

whoa. just heard about this

It doesn't sit right with me that a period that ends an abbreviation can also simultaneously be the period that ends a sentence. That's too much responsibility for one punctuation mark to bear.

they hate me they want me dead bc of my swagger they keep sending muggy 95+°F days because my legs Are too fat and juicy from biking everywhere and they hate to see me sling that vintage chicago steel around town

my gay ass is biking to the river #theriver first thing in the morning we're talking like 530am I'm bringing a cute blanket and everything

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive