Welcome to the Void. yes it is SCP002. thanks!

It's a shame that most domesticated animals are averse to having stuff on their faces, because I should totally be able to put my cat in some sort of freakish tragedian mask and have her wear it about the house. Not all the time, of course – just when I'm expecting certain kinds of company.

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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i think its important to remember that if you hate someone, they can probably feel it. and if you keep hating them enough, they'll die.

anime girl cupid who's kinda like a house flipper; she develops peoples' feelings and then turn them over for a profit once their value has gone up

the Ice War on Europa...