one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it
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one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

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another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”
found it
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

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my greatest shame is that. despite everything. I do think it’s really fun to see game devs get really creative with Deadpool.
putting Deadpool in Tokon, and making every one of his moves stolen from other fighting game characters? To the point of copying the respective game’s animation quality for the duration of the animation?? That’s EXTREMELY fucking good. Excellent bit. Genuinely no notes.
"Imagine," says the voice, "that you were underneath a blanket. It's a little small, so your feet poke out from underneath it, and your arms come out from either side."
"Okay," says the human, dangling upside down, suspended by a group of tentacles. "I got it."
"Right," says the voice, which comes from everywhere and nowhere. "Now consider a cat. The cat thinks you're kind of like a cat, but you're so big, he has some problems understanding that all of your body is really you."
"Am I the-"
"Yes. Now listen. Especially under the blanket, the cat doesn't really know where your body begins and ends. He sees your feet, and decides to attack them. He's only play-fighting, but his claws are real sharp, so it hurts. What would you do?"
"Well," says the human, gently spinning in the tentacle's grasp, "I'd try to tuck my feet under the blanket."
"Ah, but then it's even worse," claims the voice, triumphantly, "because now your cat sees Blanket Monsters and attacks them twice as hard."
"So you have to grab the cat."
"It's either that or burrito her," says the voice, squeezing the human in the grip of its tentacles. "And since in this metaphor the blanket represents the fabric of reality as you know it, I don't think you'd find it very pleasant."
"Fair enough," says the human, blood beginning to pool in her head. "Can you please put me down, now? I promise I won't attack you again."
"That's what the cat says every time, too, and yet..."
good lord this thing is useless
idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great
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A new method for bypassing face scan age verifications.
Real-time interactive 3D human avatar with face tracking, blinking, and jaw animation. Built by PrivacyPuppet.
Interactive 3D avatar viewer with real-time head tracking, jaw animation, and idle breathing. Built with Next.js, React Three Fiber, and Thr
This should work on any web browser.
Use your mouse to control the head angle. Press M to toggle mouth open/close.
Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.
It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.
Stay safe.
(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)

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They churned me, Jerry
i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly
picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"
you actually do this but then the romans conquer the place you moved to and now you're stuck in the roman empire again
>be me in aquitania under roman rule
>heavy tax burden, repression, best land taken by former legionaries
>my small farm is priced out by local latifundium
>optimates say 'if you dont like it, leave'
>leave to germania
>romans come to germania, warband rallies to fight them, we lose
>enslaved, sent to salt mine in macedonia
>excavation doesnt go as planned, mine floods, i escape
>leave to dacia
>romans come to dacia, warband rallies to fight them, we lose
>enslaved, bound to quinquereme as a rower
>massive battle near aegyptus, enemy ram breaks my chains, ship sinks, swim to shore
>leave to judea
>romans come to judea, warband rallies to fight them, we lose
>enslaved, sent to latifundium in aquitania
>faciem meam quando
does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways
drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience
im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

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small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.