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just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips

Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

"This pope did a good thing so he's good" "You fool you useful idiot popes are always bad" - I think both of you people would really benefit from this concept called 'value over replacement'

pope good relative to other popes, still bad compared with non-popes.

See also: US presidents, actually just about every major political leader really,

*taps sign*

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

Still not over Kory's hiding spot in Meccha Chameleon

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

You forgot to water your car