Welcome to the Void. yes it is SCP002. thanks!

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

Reminder that cops can legally force you to enter bio identifiers, not passwords

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

aren't we all, in one way or another

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

SCROLL BACK UP. NOT A PAINTING. THIS IS A SCREENSHOT IN MINECRAFT!!!!!

SCROLL BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS BOCCHER 👍

SCROLL DOWN!!!!! THE POST IS OVER!!!!!!!

SCROLL TO THE RIGHT!!!!! NOTHING HAPPENED BECAUSE TUMBLR IS VERTICAL

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?