Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom
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Jules of Nature

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Love Begins
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Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.
Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.
So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.
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We were never supposed to see Clark's wife. The film is about Clark and how he describes what happened that led him to her divorcing him and how he views her. It wouldn't matter if we saw her POV because Clark just wanted to go back to those simplier times when he had control and was able to "understand" her through his distorted lens
And thus we as an audience don't completely understand and so have to just go off of Clark and Mary's conversations (describing a dog to a person who has never seen one before)
She is not a person, she is a memory
"I like it in here"
Okay. But its going to consume you.
"We don't have to change"
Okay. But it's going to consume you.
Eventually you have to leave. Eventually you have to run. And its painful and it's so much harder than staying in the comfort of what you know. In that house that stopped being a home years ago. Living memories you've replayed so many times over and over that the details are warping and becoming hollowed out corpses.
And it will consume you when you least expect it. You'll rot right there along with the building foundations and distort right along with your memories.
You'll have to run eventually, even if that's not how you're wired.
The window was never locked.
hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?
damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh
New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

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nothing ever works and nothing ever changes
I fucking hate Canada
I said this once on call and oomf said "so true. what is this about though" and I had to tell her I meant the racing circuit in Montreal and not the country
could you fucking imagine the implications of a world where city traffic behavior directly affects the nature of their racing circuits instead of Circuit Gilles Villeneuve just being the worst place on earth because of the stupid corners high and low speed corners
Mulder at the video store
Finally finished up those fucking reports and went to get a very late lunch. One of the maintenance guys opened up this space in the wall and I thought. What if I just went inside and they closed the door behind me without knowing I was there and I died and was found only after the smell grew too much and they found me at the doorway facedown with the entrance covered in bloody streaks because my fingernails had been completely destroyed as I tried to claw out
oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build
the specific build in question btw
I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible
not to be contrary but I'd have an easier time believing you if there was a player model somewhere in the picture

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I know this isn't an original comment and I know it's stupid but pokemon is very good at making me ask "why not just kill them" about villains in a children's game. like just get it over with. the guy is evil and annoying
how I'm watching an all ages children's game villain do something minorly irritating and thinking about how quickly this could be solved by simply putting him down like a turned dog
chainsaw man if the punchline was dead and flatlined