Welcome to the Void. yes it is SCP002. thanks!

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

this is like when youre playing the slot machine in isaac and youre past depths II so you dont need money, and instead of getting pickups you put one penny in and it blows up and you get the dollar item. #annoying #tboi

Did you just call Dollarbob a t boy

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.