i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist

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@suinicide
i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist

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Wh. What is he hanging by.
This person needs to be arrested im going to cry
How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????
never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood
i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin
hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused
this is like when youre playing the slot machine in isaac and youre past depths II so you dont need money, and instead of getting pickups you put one penny in and it blows up and you get the dollar item. #annoying #tboi
Did you just call Dollarbob a t boy

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Eevee finally accepts the cone!
the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
Op turned off reblogs but I MUST
she seems normal
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.
just got my new onahole

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reblogging this again, because I downloaded the mp3 and its title was “Mmmm Slurms”
This is the only mp3 I’ve ever downloaded off this site that had metadata of any kind and it’s Mmmm Slurms.
i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl
??? ive posted my penis?
I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????
𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭, Dmitry Kochanovich, 2018
Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….
Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild
fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use
northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes
zuko:
zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you
Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

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nkym:
「ヤンユリ詰め【腐R18】」/「ゆかたろ」[pixiv]
Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
Magic
the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.
The computer has a crush on the technician and was making excuses to see them again