Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
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Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

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What scent is your soap/bodywash?
* floral (lavender, lily, rose, etc.)
* fruit (coconut, lemon, mango, etc.)
* spice (allspice, cinnamon, cloves, etc)
* herbal (chamomile, mint, rosemary, etc.)
* cooking ingredient (chocolate, coffee, sugar, etc.)
* plant (grass, pine, sandalwood, etc)
* object (camp fire, clean laundry, leather, etc.)
* place (ocean breeze, old library, tropical beach, etc.)
* something else
* unscented/“soap” smell
* it’s complicated
* see results
If your soap has multiple scent categories, pick the most prominent/the one you think fits best
What scent is your soap/bodywash?
floral (lavender, lily, rose, etc.)
fruit (coconut, lemon, mango, etc.)
spice (allspice, cinnamon, cloves, etc)
herbal (chamomile, mint, rosemary, etc.)
cooking ingredient (chocolate, coffee, sugar, etc.)
plant (grass, pine, sandalwood, etc)
object (camp fire, clean laundry, leather, etc.)
place (ocean breeze, old library, tropical beach, etc.)
something else
unscented/“soap” smell
it’s complicated
see results
If your soap has multiple scent categories, pick the most prominent/the one you think fits best
is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?
Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?
Yes
No
The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.
Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.
Op's tags
#I just started dropping '2.5 Billion page views a month'#into conversations as early as possible bc they would Not believe me otherwise#it was right up there with having to say 'csam attacks' to get them to take my compartmentalization of information concerns seriously#turns out those are the magic words#otw#op
The last part was kind of insane, honestly. When we started changing platforms for the donor database, I kept telling them that yes I was aware we already had an account for the volunteer database, and no that could not be connected to the donor database. And they said yes fine sure and then connected them anyway. And I called them back and said, excuse me, I'm confused, I can see both databases. And they said, well, yeah, but it's only you, someone has to be able to see both databases to give other users access. The other users can't see both. And I said, no, we have been asking for a completely separate database. I should not be able to see both. And they said, you are one organization, one organization can't have two databases. And I said, last year someone used our volunteer email list to commit approximately one thousand felonies. Please feel free to imagine how much worse it could have been had they had a way to use volunteers' email addresses to get their legal names. We do not want this to be something anyone can do no matter how much we trust them. Let me describe those felonies to you in more detail. And they emailed me two hours later and said, you can have two separate databases.
This post feels like watching an iceberg go by in clear water. The amount of stuff going on beneath the surface of AO3 just astonishes.
(ID in alt)
Approximately one THOUSAND felonies
there is a screen reader / magnification program that is the only one the low vision clinic knows of with these features and it is $650 Canadian Dollars behind specific approved vendors that require you to be geographically close to them and get government approval of a degree that I am only just now reaching after being visually impaired for going on seven years. I feel normal about this
if you can code a program that does any or all of the following:
Magnifies a display beyond standard options with keyboard / mouse movement inputs or voice commands,
Can read text on the screen,
Has different color filter options for text / background distinction,
Can change and magnify the cursor beyond standard amounts,
Works on Windows or more than just Windows,
Has a keyboard echo (says the character you've pressed on the keyboard out loud)
... there is a genuine, GENUINE need for you to code this and put it at a more accessible price point than $650 Canadian Dollars which I also just learned is a SUBSCRIPTION FEE AND NOT EVEN PERPETUAL. if you are reading this and able to code I am begging you. would genuinely change lives

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All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!
I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.
As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.
i know not every local kink scene is the same but the one where i used to live was phenomenal. it even had introductory courses in the conference room at a local library that existed solely to introduce beginners to safety. anyone experienced in the scene—even if they were married to a beginner—weren't permitted because the goal was to separate newbies from anyone who might be influencing their experience and get down to the nitty gritty details of safety, empowerment, types of boundaries, safe words, how to ask for help if necessary, etc. it was extremely straight-forward and even very fun.
the people putting on the events had training and qualifications in sexual health & safety too and they even organized many of the most popular public kink events & sex parties in the area.
and now when i talk about this space and BDSM being crucial to my recovery as a rape survivor, people will become shocked and appalled because (to repeat myself from a previous post) our society frames sexual violence as something perpetrated by strangers in the night and something we heal from in solitude—often assisted by a sole, tender sexual & romantic partner.
we're supposed to meet the love of our life and trust our healing solely in their hands.
and that works for some people and that's good!
but for me personally, expecting that of me feels like telling someone I survived a drowning accident and I really want to find the courage to swim again, and people give me two options:
Use apps and go to bars looking for someone random to take me swimming again. They can tell me their credentials as a swimming instructor, but I have no real way to check those qualifications and I can only hope they don't intentionally or even unintentionally harm me in the water. If they do harm me, all I can do is move on and start searching for a new random person to try again.
Go to Swim Camp at the YMCA to be reintroduced to swimming by well-known instructors with proven skills and lifeguarding certifications. As I gain confidence and independence, I can count on them to continually answer my questions and provide further training. I will be surrounded by other swimmers—both new and experienced—to help me along the way, and if someone is engaging in risky behavior, I can report it to the instructors.
And then when I say, "yeah I choose YMCA Swim Camp" people are like, "No that's the wrong answer. What's wrong with you?"
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

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stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsk
I've been told that you can switch clients to avoid this, there are a few options other than deer.
Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
There's also filters you can add to uBlock.
“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”
-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher
This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

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“tumblr is nice because it’s anonymous and irrelevant so it doesn’t affect my real life in any way.” Wrong. if you are on here for long enough the words of your mortifying adolescent internet diary will be written on the subway walls and tenement halls and out of the mouths of coworkers and over the faces of tiktokers and and in reddit screenshots posted on instagram sent to you by your friends and in ai dupe novelty t shirts and in the smiles of strangers repeating bits you forgot you left lying around on here when you were a teenager. and also pinterest.
do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Yes
No