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the wrestling cats of the Drazhada worked into the brocade suggested he must be in one of his father's households, but...
Brocade is a very interesting fabric.
Brocade is woven, and the way woven fabric works, generally, is that the vertical threads are fed through the mechanism of the loom, then raised and lowered in groups. As you raise a group of threads, you pass one line (called a pick) of horizontal thread through it. Then you lower the first group of warp threads and raise the second. When you''re making very basic plain weave, there's just 2 groups, the odd and the even threads. This determines the picture, because raised threads are visible on the surface of the fabric, while lowered threads are on the underside. I work with a 4 shaft loom, so I have 4 different groups that can be raised or lowered (either shaft by shaft or in pairs and trios. That gives me enough flexibility to make diamonds, squares, and some undulating and zig-zag lines. More complicated looms sold for hobby weavers will give you 8 or 16 groups and those patterns can be more complex.
But to make images as complicated as wrestling cats, you would need dozens or even hundreds of different orders of threads raised and lowered. So, historically, what was instead used was a draw loom which rather than having a huge number of shafts you just raised and lowered each thread independently, for each line of thread in the fabric. This required two weavers. One to raise and lower the threads, one to weave. A really good draw loom team could weave brocade at a rate of about an inch a day (Essinger, James (2004) Jacquard's Web. Oxford University Press, Oxford UK pg 16 - 17).
This all changed with the invention of the Jacquard Loom. The Jacquard loom stores the pattern in punch cards, one card per row, and once the cards are loaded onto the loom the pattern of raised and lowered threads is determined by the cards (the mechanism for raising the threads literally rises through the holes in the binary punch cards). This totally changes the cost and availability of luxury fabrics, because on a Jacquard Loom, that same complicated brocade can be made by one weaver, at about 24 inches per day (Essigner, James (2004) Jacquard's Web. Oxford University Press, Oxford, UK pg 38).
The punch card mechanism from the Jacquard Loom, is the directly ancestor of punch card computing, which is where we get all modern binary computing from.
So what do we think guys?
How are they making brocade in the Ethuveraz?
1 inch/day, we're still in the land of strictly handmade textiles.
They have punch card looms and the technological implications are looming.
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We know that Maia's not exactly the most reliable narrator. Don't get me wrong, I love him, and his behavior makes sense! He grew up in an abusive household, and he can't help but see everything through the lens of trauma... But that doesn't make him right; he likes Dazhis & is wary of Beshalar, but Dazhis is the one the betrays him, whereas Beshalar literally puts himself between Maia and an assassin. Maia assumes that the children won't want anything to do with him/they must secretly hate him, though by all appearances, they do not. Maia is wary the archprelate, but all the archprelate does is show Maia where his mother worshiped & offer to get him a chaplain without judgement.
We also know that Csevet is our/Maia's view into the court & who is and isn't trustworthy. He dislikes Tethimar the Asshole, so we/Maia know that that Tethimar is an asshole & not to be trusted. He gives Maia a hint about how Csoru behaves so that Maia can react appropriately. He encourages Maia to have the children over for Maia's birthday & he's right that they enjoy it. When Csevet arranges for Csethiro to be Maia's bride, we know that things will work out despite their initial meetings because Csethiro is Csevet's choice & we can trust him.
Given those two things... How much of Maia's initial impression of Esaran can we take as accurate? After all, Esaran and Csevet are friends, and Csevet is our guidepost for who is and isn't trustworthy in the court...
I just... I genuinely wonder if Esaran is as "bad" as Maia makes her out to be? When Maia first meets her, he describes her as, "[...] he realized, his heart sinking, that here was one who had served his father with her heart as well as her mind." And it's like. Maia. Maia, honey. Maia, sweetheart.
Maybe she's grieving.
Sure, maybe it's the emperor, but maybe she's also grieving the nohecherei, the edocharei, and anyone else who went with the emperor on that last trip. Hell, even if she is grieving the emperor, that doesn't mean you have her enmity. And on top of grieving, she still has to run the alcethmaret, get it ready for the new emperor, and care for everyone under her that might also be grieving.
He describes her as
Esaran was lying in wait for him. She refused to allow him to return to the Tortoise Room, insisting that it was not suitable to his dignity and dragging him up the next circumference of the stairs to the Rose Room [...]
Esaran had a seemingly endless list of questions he had to answer and decisions he had to make, and just when he thought she might be done, she rounded on him with the reminder that among the victims in the crash of the Wisdom of Choharo had been the emperor’s edocharei, his gentlemen of the chamber. Her tone indicated without any need of his asking that he would not be allowed to continue to take care of himself as he always had at Edonomee. She added that since Clemis Atterezh was waiting eagerly to fit the emperor for his new wardrobe, it would be as well to take care of the matter promptly.
She did not like him, but it was clear she was not going to let her personal feelings interfere with her efficiency. Possibly she was more keenly aware than Chavar of the emperor’s power to remove her from her position if she gave him reason. But her efficiency felt like ruthlessness, and he was so weary already, a headache ticking in his temples, that he said simply, “We are confident that any persons you recommend will be entirely adequate to our needs.”
But if you look at that situation objectively, she 1. takes him to a place that better suits his rank (not denying it/trivializing him like the other people do Chavar,) asks him how he wants his household run, and tells him that she'll get his edocharei sorted. Her efficiency "feels" like ruthlessness, but Maia also has a headache and doesn't feel well. He thinks she despises him for his weakness, but does she really? Or is that just Maia's perception...
Later, Maia describes the following lines as a "vicious parting shot", but is it? Is it really?
“Tomorrow, of course, Your Serenity, you will wish to discuss with the kitchen master the meals for the coming week, but for tonight we thought it right to tell him he could prepare something simple.”
Because again, just on the face of it, it doesn't seem so bad to me? It could be an insult, but it could also be, "You don't have to worry about your meals tonight, we know it's been a long day, but we'll get you sorted tomorrow with what you enjoy."
Okay. So that was a little bit fanficcy, I know, but there you go.
The first was a full inspection of the Alcethmeret, top to bottom, and introductions to all the staff. Esaran looked incredulous and offended when Maia mentioned the latter, but he set his jaw and insisted.
“The emperor your father,” she began, but he cut her off.
“We want to know who serves us,” he said. Esaran acquiesced, but he knew she was not pleased.
I want to know what she was going to say here, honestly. Why is she not pleased? Is it because it's "beneath" his dignity? Other people in his household make comments about that, Esaran isn't special. And like... Does she know his mentality is common in Barizhan? Or is she sitting "not pleased" (fanficcing ahoy) because there isn't one good reason for an Elvish noble to know the name of one of their servants? (Okay, yes, I made that up, but also if I read that in another fanfic I'd just nod and go, "makes sense" like? The fact that Barizhan is different from the elf lands means that the nobility in the elf lands don't know their servants names, and what do you think the first thing going through her head is?)
Maia was always cold, despite layers of silk and wool and ermine, and he offended Esaran again by asking if the servants were able to stay warm enough.
Maia, I love you, but I think he should have started with someone else before escalating it straight to Esaran, because I can 100% see how that might come across as an insult - implying that she doesn't know how to care for her staff. I know that's not what he meant, but liiiiiiiiiike I can 100% see how that would be taken as an insult.
“Surprising,” Esaran said, and Maia was startled to realize that she and Csevet were friends.
And here's the part where I tie it back to the beginning, because Csevet is our guide into the trustworthy parts of the world of the nobility, and they are friends.
Can we trust Maia's descriptions of how Esaran has been treating him, or is he seeing everything through the lens of his own past abuse? I don't know! Genuinely! I just think the friendship between Csevet and Esaran is fascinating, and what that says about who Esaran is vs. who Maia perceives her to be!
It's been nice to see people start to push back against the 'historical fiction heroine must espouse modern-sounding Girl Power talking points even though she was raised in a culture in which it would be really weird for her to do so', but can we take a second to talk about its bigger cousin, 'historical fiction monarch protagonist must, as soon as they ascend the throne, declare that the country will be a democracy now despite nothing in the setting indicating that anyone has even heard the word democracy before'
Like, you could make a case that it's a narrative convenience to have the new Good Monarch declare that it's democracy time immediately, because it's the end of the story and nobody wants to read a long diatribe about establishing the communications and public education infrastructure necessary to support a democracy over the next decade when the adventure is already over. But it still reads like the same authorial cowardice - inviting you to revel in the spectacle of a good succession crisis while making sure to remind you that monarchy is bad, actually, no matter how fun it was to tell a story about it.
It's the same principle as having your Historical Feminist complain about the corset but still wear it.
Basically, if you want to explore the fascinating subject of historical forms of government and how they changed over time, please do. But if you're just interested in purchasing your audience an indulgence for the sin of thinking crowns are cool, please don't.
She did not like him, but it was clear she was not going to let her personal feelings interfere with her efficiency. Possibly she was more keenly aware than Chavar of the emperor's power to remove her from her position if she gave him reason.
Sadly, I think this is a second example of Maia inadvertently terrifying his staff.
There's an old but still-extant stereotype of senior domestic staff like butlers and housekeepers being more attached to rigid etiquette rules around service than their employers. Its often played for laughs (if you've watched Downton Abbey they do that with the butler Carson a lot).
But Lucy Lethbridge's book Servants which is a really interesting overview of the history of domestic service in the United Kingdom discusses the origins of this and, its not especially funny. Because yeah! Maia could dismiss Esaran, probably with little to no warning, and that would probably seriously damage her ability to get another job. The rigid rules make things predictable. Which is the closest thing to labour protection these people get (Lethrbridge also details how domestic staff were systematically excluded from labour laws as they develop). And that leads service staff to prefer working for rich, old-money families who know all the predictable etiquette. And Maia has started his relationship with his household staff by ambushing them, and disregarding a lot of normal protocol.
As vulnerable as Maia feels, he has real, dangerous power of his domestic staff, and we know that he would never ruin their lives just because he doesn't like them. But they don't know that, they just know that he could.
Beshalar all but physically strong-armed the emperor into the carriage, crowding Cala and himself in behind. The coachman clucked to the horses and they rattled off. For ten minutes no one said anything. Beshalar looked like he was reinventing most of Setheris's favourite epithets
Peeling Maia's "everyone hates me" goggles off the situation I think Beshalar is probably terrified.
Beshalar got assigned this job on literally no notice, so he was starting late, he's had this job of protecting the emperor for literally hours, with a partner he's only just met.
Its only been a couple of days since the rest of the line of succession were suddenly died. No one knows exactly what happened yet, or if people are still actively seeking to kill the rest of the royal family. If Maia dies there will be at best a regency and at worst a huge succession crisis and Beshelar will be expected to commit ritual suicide.
And what does Maia decide he urgently needs to do? He wants to go on an unplanned trip, to an unfamiliar location, with no notice or prior arragements, where he'll be surrounded by strangers who are directly connected to the deaths of the imperial family!
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HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:
Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion
A silly, utterly inconsequential thing that caught me in Tomb Of Dragons.
Maia wearing amethysts. Twice.
Does that matter? Means anything? Likely not. And yet, that trifling detail won’t leave me alone.
Doylist explanation: KA didn’t feel like coming up with a different outfit for someone who isn’t the main character in the novel. Completely understandable. However, since when has she balked at meticulous descriptions of different clothes?
So.
In-universe possible explanations.
1) The edocharei have settled on Edrehasivar VII’s Signature Look. Grey and purple go together so maybe amethysts look nice with Maia’s skin. And a year in they have decided they can safely branch out from Traditional Pearls/Moonstones/Opals/Diamonds/General Whiteness to embrace other colors than Drazhada Amber.
2.a) Csethiro made a favorable remark once and Maia has seized on a chance to make her happy even in a small way.
2.b) They are a gift (maybe a betrothal one? I can see formal exchanges of gifts preceding a marriage in elven culture) from Csethiro herself and Maia wants to both make her happy and make A Statement that his future wife has his imperial favor.
3) Maia simply likes them.
In my head, in the last case, the edocharei burst in the kitchen/servant hall of the Alcethmeret in tears because: “His Serenity likes amethysts!” “He ACTUALLY SAID so! ‘These look very nice’!”
General bewilderment.
“We swear we’re not joking. His Serenity, entirely unprompted, has expressed a personal preference.”
General chaos, more tears, wild cheering.
“Break out the good wine and send a page to light some candles to Cstheio in thanks, it took a year but we have a second preference beside chamomile tea!”
Maia is not one for violent activities and when Csethiro needed a new dueling partner, he found that he had neither the interest nor the talent. Csevet, however, has found the sport a good outlet for all his pent-up frustration energy.
Although he prefers not to participate, the emperor greatly enjoys observing the efforts of his secretary and empress:
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Here is Maia's description of the end of his mother's life:
She had been ill for as long as he could remember, his gray, stick-thin, beloved mother. Even to a child, it had become clear that winter that she was dying, as her eyes seemed to take up more and more of her face and she became so thin that even a badly judged touch could bruise her.
This is not a lot of detail and I am fully aware I am currently speculating like mad on the basis of very little information. But I am consumed by the question of what killed Chenelo Drazharan?
Acute wasting is a feature of the end stages of a lot of terminal illnesses. The technical term for this is cachexia. But in terms of popular lay-person descriptions this sort of wasting-away is very strongly associated with two illnesses: tuberculosis and leukemia (and less relevantly, with AIDS).
And in one sense it doesn't actually matter what Chenelo died of, because the most important fact is that she died, and also, there's nothing in the text to confirm or deny any of my wild speculation. But in another it alters the whole reading of the story.
TB (relevantly called consumption for this reason) is, to a certain extent, a disease of neglect. Many people can either shake off a TB exposure, or maintain the disease in a latent (non-dangerous, non-contagious) form. Poverty, malnutrition, other illness or immune dysfunction all drastically increase a person's likelihood of converting to active tuberculosis. This is described at length in John Green's Everything is Tuberculosis so I'm not going to pull page-specific references.
So if that's what killed Chenelo then it is likely that being shipped to a hostile foreign country, a teenage pregnancy then being banished to an isolated manor and ignored by her family was almost certainly a contributing factor and Maia is absolutely correct when he blames his father for this.
But if it was cancer (and bruising is a leukemia symptom), then she probably couldn't be saved. I don't think anyone in this setting has committed enough war crimes to have developed chemotherapy yet and she would have died exactly the same in the Untheileneise court or at home in Barizhan. And if that's the case then Maia is wrong, he could never have grown up with a living mother.
Weeds thronged the cracks between the paving stones of the walkway from gate to temple, and the grass in the graveyard had grown so tall that the tops of the gravestones appeared like small, barren islands in a tempestuous and brittle sea.
First time through Goblin Emperor this is just setting detail but coming back to this detail about the Cetho Ulimeire after finishing Cemeteries of Amalo it reads totally different doesn't it?
I'm going to come back to the North-South religious differences when we get some of the details in the later books but I was just very interested at how ominous this seems after watching Thara chase ghouls for three books.
"It shall be as Your Serenity wishes," he said, bowing more deeply. "We will begin with..." He consulted his pocket watch. "Luncheon."
This is such a little thing, but I love that Csevet's first official act as Maia's official secretary is to make sure he's fed. Because he's a good person and he has Maia's best interests in mind. The conservation of detail here is immense.
"Serenity," Csevet said, bowing. "The Lord Chancellor has been so good as to intimate that he will second us to your service, if it would be pleasing to you."
Did he though? Did he really?
What do we think about Csevet's level of honesty here:
What did Chavar really say?
Chavar really did say Csevet could go work for Maia (probably not nicely)
Chavar said something that could be interpreted that way (with creativity)
Chavar literally did not say anything of the sort Csevet is just lying.
If they ever adapt The Goblin Emperor, i think it could be cool to have Shulivar played by the same actor playing Maia, but with distractingly bluer eyes
@paradoxspaceheater your notes made understanding slide into place in my brain with a satisfying thunk.
Because if you look at Shulivar's plan as coldly logically as possible, its a a ridiculous gamble. Shulivar has never met Maia, he has no idea what kind of person he is, or what kind of emperor he would be. And that's not even getting to the very high risk that Maia could have ended up deposed by Shevean, or trapped into Chavar's agenda, or just not able to shove any legislation through like his father.
And I had sort of been thinking about it in terms of Shulivar choosing a gamble on the devil he didn't know rather than the devils he did. But it never really satisfied me.
And you're right! That's not it! Shulivar the religious fanatic, projecting his own understanding of the future onto Maia, the rejected half-goblin (like Shulivar), who has no public presence, and so is a perfect blank slate.
yes exactly! and it's not hard to imagine that there are some passing similarities between shulivar and maia's lives. the surname shulivar implies his father was likely an elf, possibly a well-off one. we don't really hear anything about his family, but i think the implication is they either aren't around anymore or aren't interested in being around anymore. if you're young aina, unpopular with your shulivada family, rejected from your apprenticeship, hearing the story of archduke maia who was sent away for being half-goblin... of course he would identify with him!
also, shulivar is part of a sect that believes anyone can ascend to godhood, but is very divided as to how exactly that happens and what it looks like. so... what if the plot itself is shulivar's ascendancy? he doesn't care if he dies, in fact he wants to die because this is the act that will make him a god. and make "the other him" an emperor.
(the other great thing about shulivar, of course, is that no matter how you look at it, he wins)
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"Has Uleris not sent you a guard?"
"No," Maia said.
"Who is this?"
"Our Master of Wardrobe."
"Then he hasn't sent a maza, either."
"No. Cousin, what -?"
"We will see to it," Setheris said. "And we would advise you to replace your Lord Chancellor as soon as you may. Uleris seems to be growing forgetful in his old age."
This is the second major time that Setheris saves Maia from Chavar. And Setheris really does do this, he goes and he sets it all up, and he's efficient, and he does a good job.
I don't for a second think he really does this because he sincerely cares or wants to help Maia. I think he wants to screw Chavar over and maybe hopes that Maia will be grateful and more likely to give him a decent position at court.
But at the same time, one of the major things that protected Maia from Chavar, was, ultimately, Setheris Nalar.
If they ever adapt The Goblin Emperor, i think it could be cool to have Shulivar played by the same actor playing Maia, but with distractingly bluer eyes
@paradoxspaceheater your notes made understanding slide into place in my brain with a satisfying thunk.
Because if you look at Shulivar's plan as coldly logically as possible, its a a ridiculous gamble. Shulivar has never met Maia, he has no idea what kind of person he is, or what kind of emperor he would be. And that's not even getting to the very high risk that Maia could have ended up deposed by Shevean, or trapped into Chavar's agenda, or just not able to shove any legislation through like his father.
And I had sort of been thinking about it in terms of Shulivar choosing a gamble on the devil he didn't know rather than the devils he did. But it never really satisfied me.
And you're right! That's not it! Shulivar the religious fanatic, projecting his own understanding of the future onto Maia, the rejected half-goblin (like Shulivar), who has no public presence, and so is a perfect blank slate.