I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.
I kid you not: interpreting medical or body-related things in sign language feels like this.
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I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.
I kid you not: interpreting medical or body-related things in sign language feels like this.

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This is very good
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
#death from above
this post makes me cry every single damn time
This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol
Mid june! Can you believe half the year has gone by already? These weeks are the ones where we do the big house summer clean up, and it always makes me reflect a little. Have the last six months gone well? Is there anything you want to do differently for the rest of the year?
Virgen de la teta al hombro, no solo llega esto un día antes, llega con carga reflexiva. Pensaba que éramos amigos, joder. Oportuno también porque justo hoy he decidido que tocaba limpiar la casa después de semanas bajo mínimos.
Pues lo que quería que fuera diferente para el resto del año ya lo he iniciado (dejar de quedar con mi vecina) y confío en que prontescamente pueda mudarme a una casa más grande. A ver si en julio está lista, albañiles mediante. Eso son las dos cosas que están más sobre mi control porque tener un sueldo fijo no depende tanto de mí estos últimos tiempos.
Los últimos seis meses han ido mejor que los seis meses anteriores a esos, sin ser una bomba, la verdad. No es mi mejor año. Sin embargo, confío en que la tendencia a mejor siga su curso y tenga un curro después del verano que me pague los vicios.
Entre cosas que me ilusionan para el futuro está que en esa casa tendré espacio de sobra para montar un telar de pesas en una pared, que tendré una habitación para mí y también que a principios de julio viene un amigo de la uni al que hace mucho que no veo. Más a largo plazo, ser funcionaria de bajo rango porque no soy muy caprichosa y valoro que me dejen en paz.
¿Y tú? ¿Qué tal tu balance del año?
One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

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A whole pirate ship is on sale in Russia for just 1.5 million rubles ($19k).
It is actually a 1,700-square-foot house in Udmurtia, complete with a deck, hold, and masts — basically a place where you can live out your “Blackbeard” fantasy.
if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is
some people live places where summer autumn winter and spring do not exist like they do in the northern and southern hemispheres. which is why those tags say "not northern hemisphere". to include people who live on the equator. welcome to the lucky 10 thousand!
hi hi! I understand your scepticism, but I lived Here for half a decade:
and nnno we don't call it "winter" when it's december even though we're TECHNICALLY in the northern hemisphere. because it is 35+ degrees during december and 35+ degrees during july and 35+ degrees every other time of the year as well. so it doesn't really make sense to reference the typical northern/southern seasons when you live right on the equator!
we DO reference seasons as a CONCEPT but it wasn't summer/autumn/winter/spring. it was wet season/dry season. that's it.
[ID: Tags. #and god forbid you live in [not norther hemisphere] and mention what season it is
Second reblog. tags. #i like the implication that there are multiple other hemispheres #<- prev I know right #do we have posters from mars or something?
A map of 13 countries lying on the equator. Kiribati. Indonesia. Maldives. Somalia. Kenya. Uganda. Democratic republic of Congo. Congo. Gabon. São Tomé and Príncipe. Brazil. Colombia. Ecuador.
Third reblog. Tags. #ehhh that last bit feels like a stretch. #do people in equatorial places really not even reference seasons like just as a way to break up the year?
A map with a circle indicating part of Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore. /end ID]
To be fair, unless you're actually on the equator itself, like one foot on one side and the other on the other side, you are in either the northern or southern hemisphere, even if you're in the tropics where spring/summer/fall/winter don't really have any relevance
a fun cultural difference is in mongolia one of the go-to questions folks ask foreigners is "how many seasons are there where you're from?" they are in the northern hemisphere and have four seasons, but absolutely do not assume other places are the same. and US and european tourists consistently show their ass by acting like that's a stupid question.
i live in the southern US now, and while we do have distinctive summer and winter, the insistence that everyone has the same four seasons as europe really breaks people's awareness of and appreciation for the land around them. it makes me a little sad when the coffee shop nearby puts in seasonal window decals that show somebody else's seasons. why show colorful oak leaves for fall, when our live oaks shed their leaves in the spring? and yet people here keep insisting that everyone has to have The Same Four Seasons
like centering a world map on the international date line is equally as ‘logical’ but it’s not nearly as common because it positions North America in the east. the big scary political enemy of the ‘middle east’ becomes difficult to comprehend when looking at a map like this
If you haven’t heard, today PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome has been renamed to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome. This change reflects that this is not a reproductive “problem” but a whole body disease.
Edit: this syndrome affects women, nonbinary folks and trans men. Please excuse the language in the informatic.
I can't find the sources now but people have been saying that this would also affect cis men, maybe with different symptoms, because while it may manifest on the reproductive system of people with uterus more visibly, some things have been observed in cis men as well.
yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you
the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

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Ninguna mujer desaparece sola, hay un sistema que mira para otro lado.
something i think would make a lot of historical romance more accurate & interesting is the realization that people are less likely to totally disparage the ethical & social values of their time than they are to use those values to defend whatever it is they want to do
a woman is less likely to go "it's stupid that women are expected to be modest" than she is to go "there is nothing immodest about a woman going out without a chaperone" or even "i can go out without a chaperone because i am so modest"
people also seem less likely to see someone's shitty behavior as reflecting a shitty society than they are to view that behavior as being out of accordance with that society - e.g. a father who's excessively controlling of his daughters' marriage prospects isn't, in her mind, acting that way because he lives in a repressive patriarchal culture, but is actually outdated in his values - his cruelty is unmodern, ungentlemanly, stuck in the past, barbaric. we might think he's upholding the values of his culture perfectly, but the people around him who took issue with his behavior probably wouldn't see it that way
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
will la langue des viperes ever be released in english?
I don't know yet ! The book is doing quite well here in France so I'm definitely hoping for foreign languages adaptations, but it's traditionally published so it's entirely out of my hands. It'll happen if a publishing house in an english-speaking country decides to buy and distribute the book, which doesn't happen that often for this type of big graphic novel format that isn't quite as popular outside of the Franco-Belgian area. Fingers crossed though !
Because I would also kill for an English release:
Off the dome, Fantagraphics is an indie pub who often acquires & translates works into English, sometimes in hardback. Their website has a contact form. Fans politely expressing an interest in seeing an English release won't guarantee anything, but probably can't hurt to put it on their radar.
A way to translate books into other languages is, if you are a translator, to write to publishing houses and try to convince them that it's worth it. You must explain why would it be relevant and a success and all that. If it has been translated into other languages, which languages and when, for instance.
I'm guessing that if you are not a translator, you can still contact publishing houses that fit the style of the book/original publishing house and pitch it to them. It would put it on their radar and even if you cannot translate it, they probably have their own translators for it.
Kids today will never know the joy of the Australian government-funded free-to-air porn hour on the "Special Broadcasting Service" TV network.
This reminded me of that one time I was like 18 and in France studying and I got sick. And I was so sick that I went to the hospital.
And I waited in the waiting room feeling like shit and finally got in at like 1 am, so tired and full of drugs.
It was intern hour so a young doctor and a young nurse took me to my room, joking all the way through with their high-school level Spanish, and all was fun. They put me next to the door in the room, the doctor entered and we hear from inside the room "ah, would you look at what she was watching, our cheeky lady?", the nurse enters, he comes again and says "can you walk in?" and when I said "I think so", he left me there and went into the room.
My man the doctor had changed the channel on the tv and put on the porn channel. The 50 year old lady with whom I shared the room looked at me like "this is like this every day".
And so we watched the porn together, the four of us, and commented it while they wrote in my personal information in some hospital paper.

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if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills
where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*
I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".
this is exactly why I love talking about historical passive heating and cooling techniques
oh wow the glass-tower office buildings we constructed when we thought air conditioning and central heating would never have downsides...have downsides?
and we're still building them?
while the Victorian house museum where I work, with thick walls and small windows and big wooden shutters stays ~10 degrees above (winter) or below (summer) the outside temperature for days on end with no help at all?
uh. okay then
(also public transit. the history of public transit in the US is infuriating, because we had it! and then we destroyed it!)
Reading someone from India and someone from the US complain about this, while being from Spain and also facing this problem makes me realise that what op meant with "increase our heating or cooling bills" is way more widespread than I expected.
Aerial Pruning Skills
fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass
I saw this and thought “there’s no way in hell this thing is real” and it turns out it IS real and it’s called an aerial saw. Here is the beginning of the fifth paragraph of the wikipedia article:
So that’s comforting, but here’s the kicker: It was invented in 1983 by a man named Randall Rogers. The wikipedia article for the aerial saw mentions that following his death, the patent was sold to another company who holds it today. It does NOT mention how he died, but thankfully the Chicago Tribune has an archived article with this little nugget:
He was KILLED BY HIS OWN INVENTION. And this company sees this absolutely insane machine, hears that it killed its own inventor, and goes “yeah I’ll buy that”.