This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
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This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

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OP: "Grandpa made this for Dad when he was a child, and now it's been passed down to my son."
As pointed out in the comments on Douyin, a lot of thought went into the engineering: oval wheels slow it down, the frame is close to the ground and the handle is angled to prevent it from tipping over, the wood pieces on the back wheels lock it from moving in reverse, and the knocking sounds serve more than one purpose, both attracting the attention of the child as well as allowing the adults to easily hear the speed and location of the child.
I have to ask. What was it like when Aserejé was on the radio. Did anyone have an opinion on it. Did anyone lose their mind
PS sorry for the war flashbacks
Brave of you to assume that shit isn't everywhere still today.
There's a fucking tv ad that uses it as soundtrack that airs, according to my perception, every 45 seconds.
lmao. my condolences. at least they don't play macarena anymore right
So y'all didn't have the conspiracy theory that Aserejé was demon summoning?
Please go on
Ok so this was apparently just in LatAm but because the song came out at the same time as the Pokémon scare and other satanic panic crap, every church in the continent was preaching that the mysterious mumblings of the song were some sort of enchantment to summon satan. For our anglophone friends, here's the translated lyrics:
Look what's coming
Just around the corner
Here comes Diego swaying
With the moon in his eyes
And in his aquamarine suit
There are remnants of contraband
And where there's no room for another soul
He squeezes in to let loose
Possessed by the ragatanga rhythm
And the DJ who knows him
Plays the twelve o'clock anthem
For Diego, the most desired song
And he dances it, and enjoys it, and sings it
Aserejé, ja, dejé
Dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Aserejé, ja, dejé
Dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Aserejé, ja, dejé
Dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
So, the conspiracy theory was that the "Diego" in the song is the Devil himself, who's going from bar to bar looking for souls to collect. The moon is on his eyes because he doesn't have pupils, and the possession talk is about him literally posessing people through the rhythm to drag them to hell.
For the few who haven't figured it out, Diego was high on coke.
His English is terrible so the "incantation" part of the song, which supposedly is how you summon Satan, was actually supposed to be this:
To top it off, the cover of the album was this:
Which was interpreted as a 666, similar to the Beatles conspiracy theories, meaning the album was sanctifying its listeners for the Devil's glory. The whole thing was madness and no one figured it out until like 2015, when they themselves clarified what the song was supposed to mean.
So that's how I was never allowed to listen to or enjoy one of the most popular songs of our lifetime lest I fall prey to the claws of Lucifer and his witches.
Wonderful. The world sometimes is such a stupid place. :...D
I did not know about this theory but I also didn't know that the album was called "Hijas del Tomate" (Tomato's daughters) which explains why the group was called "Ketchup". Yes, they are indeed the daughters of flamenco guitar player Juan Múñoz "El Tomate" (I checked because that wordplay hit me like a truck).
The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.
I have to ask. What was it like when Aserejé was on the radio. Did anyone have an opinion on it. Did anyone lose their mind
PS sorry for the war flashbacks
Brave of you to assume that shit isn't everywhere still today.
There's a fucking tv ad that uses it as soundtrack that airs, according to my perception, every 45 seconds.
lmao. my condolences. at least they don't play macarena anymore right
Macarena is still a superhit wherever you go. It has to be played wisely but it's also the kind of song that the bride's father (Bulgarian) danced in a wedding (in Spain). The only song this man danced and he did it willingly.

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I think I never told this here:
A couple of years ago I was on a zoom call with a colleague and got a glimpse of his t-shirt and I was like:
Me: woah, is that the Spanish republican flag?
(I was kind of surprised because this was a French colleague living in France)
Him, confused: uh, what?
Me: there, in your shirt!
Him, looking down: hmm, no, it's the pansexual flag
Me, embarrassed to the infinite: oh I totally knew that flag, I'm very on Tumblr you know ..
And that's the very embarrassing way I found out the pansexual flag colors look like the Spanish republic flag in low light settings
That's me thinking the aromantic flag is the flag from Extremadura
Our former president, the philosopher-king:
Parades de tumbler, os invoco:
¿Cómo cojones puedo solicitar un certificado de demandante de empleo en línea? He conseguido un papel del SEPE que dice que no soy beneficiaria de ninguna prestación, pero yo lo que quiero es un papel que diga que estoy en el puto paro.
El SEPE no me lo da, la carpeta ciudadana no me lo da, el SEXPE da error y no sé si es que no lo hay o que no funciona la página.
Al final me he descargado la vida laboral y espero que sirva igual.
La vida laboral que no viene ordenada cronológicamente. Viene ordenada como dios le ha dado a entender, por qué no.
Parades de tumbler, os invoco:
¿Cómo cojones puedo solicitar un certificado de demandante de empleo en línea? He conseguido un papel del SEPE que dice que no soy beneficiaria de ninguna prestación, pero yo lo que quiero es un papel que diga que estoy en el puto paro.
El SEPE no me lo da, la carpeta ciudadana no me lo da, el SEXPE da error y no sé si es que no lo hay o que no funciona la página.
love an afl post in r/sports bc the comment section is always chock full of bamboozled americans

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see this is exactly what I'm talking about. this labour is so incredibly invisibilised that there are real human beings, walking about amongst us, leading normal lives, etc., who earnestly believe that machines can make an item of clothing from start to finish.
Hey just in case someone on here doesn’t quite understand how labor intensive making a garment is, here is a list of things that (to the best of my knowledge) cannot be done by machine alone, from a costumer/tailor in training
Cutting - in my opinion, the most labor intensive part of the process. The amount of time/effort needed varies depending on the pattern and if seam allowance is included or marked separately, but no matter what this process can not be done by machine. Each and every panel and piece of fabric that goes into a garment must be cut by hand by a person.
Pinning/clipping - pinning (or clipping) is the stage at which you align the pieces you are going to be stitching together and hold them together with — you guessed it! — either pins or clips. This can not be done by machine.
Stitching - the actual sewing. This can be done by a sewing machine, but that machine still needs to be operated by a human being.
Ironing/pressing - two words that mean the same thing. The iron itself is a machine, but once again, it needs to be operated by a human being.
Finishing - depending on the technique you use, there are certain finishing techniques that can only be done by hand. But, let’s assume we’re talking about fast fashion, which is usually just finished with a simple overlock/serger. Once again: these machines need to be operated by people.
These are just the basic steps to making a garment, and don’t include textile arts that I am not as knowledgeable about, such as weaving, knitting, and crochet. Also, it is important to note that there are a lot of things that can only be done by hand, such as certain stitches and decorative techniques.
Also, the machinery being operated in textile factories is not equivalent to a domestic sewing machine. We’re talking about one of these guys:
See that gray cylinder under the table, behind the knee pedal? That’s the motor. These machines can sew through your fingers bones and all and not even stop. The people in these factories and sweatshops are operating heavy machinery, and are subject to all the risk that comes with that in addition to all of the work I mentioned above.
Please respect textile workers and continue the fight to eliminate the use of sweatshops and exploited labor in the fashion industry!
I will even add another layer, not so frequently mentioned:
Farming, husbandry, chemistry.
Most natural fibers come from plants or animals so it will require:
Preparing the land for planting the seeds.
Planting the seeds.
Using different treatments to protect the growth of the plants such as fertilisers, pesticides, watering, etc.
Harvest the plants
Process the plant to make fiber out of it. This can be several different processes depending on the plants.
ALL THIS CAN BE DONE WITH A MACHINE **OPERATED BY A PERSON**
If it's wool: feeding and caring for the sheep/alpacas for at least 6 months, but more often than not, 1 year. The best sheep wool is from transhumant animals so if that is the case: it CANNOT BE DONE BY A MACHINE. But even if it's macro farming, still requires people caring for the sheep.
Shearing the animal. Selecting the wool. THIS IS DONE BY HAND, with more or less support of machines, but it's still very much physical labor.
If it's leather: skinning the animal, preparing the skin through various processes. Again, very much hand work supported by machines.
And chemistry is related to:
Treating the plants to obtain different fibers or quality of fibers. Linen and hemp require retting (which is an easy level of chemistry, so to say, but still), but also viscose is a whole chemical process even if it comes from cotton or other natural fiber.
Washing the fleece requires at least boiling and soap.
Treating the skin to either erase the fur or clean it. Often requires boiling in certain chemicals or if not boiling, well, chemicals for sure.
Dying. Even if it's a natural dye, it requires a mordant to fix and a specific process for it to work. Often requiring boiling as well.
All artificial fibers such as polyester are done in laboratories by people who operate machines to a degree.
We could see the part of pesticides and fertilisers as chemistry as well, if we want, with similar risks.
This part is generally dangerous for the health of the workers. Even in modern conditions and full security, the chemicals required for dying or certain treatments are very poisonous and/or involve dangerous processes. It is also quite contaminating.
Fabrics require lengthy processes just to become, well, a fabric. Making clothes is way longer and harder than just sewing.
I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria
#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down
via @tophatandboots
oh my god??
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#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!
#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot
There's a plentiful supply of nature and ecology writers that criticize "Anthropocentrism" and tell readers that we shouldn't consider ourselves more important than other life forms, and then they write things that are like "We evolved to live in Nature in a Natural environment...Long ago humans lived as hunter-gatherers instead of farming and domesticating animals...But when civilization was created, man unnaturally subjugated and modified plants and animals...Bringing them under human control for his own benefit...Man replaces natural ecosystems with artificially created "post-natural" environments...Now humans live in an unnatural environment that is separated from Nature...and i'm like buddy. do you even hear yourself
Since I have access to a bigger library now, I've explored "deep ecology" and "green anarchism" and "Biocentrism" a bit more and what i've seen is still kinda silly. The writers have very thoughtful theory and philosophy of diverse subjects relating to morality, society, power, and liberation, but...they just don't know very much about Nature.
I mean several things by that: first, they're not clear on the boring, practical details of things like food systems and the way construction alters ecosystems, second, they don't try to clearly define what "nature" is, and third, they act like "nature" has a clear definition anyway.
Now nature is pretty much undefinable anyway, a couple possible definitions are "all things that exist, have existed, or are possible in the universe" and "the thing that a forest has that a parking lot doesn't." You can say "biodiversity," but every space has biodiversity, and it's not clear how much biodiversity a space is "supposed" to have, we're just going on vibes. And the vibes are right, in a way; I visited an old-growth forest and it was DIFFERENT than any place i'd ever been in a way that is hard to describe. A flourishing, biodiverse ecosystem is different than a parking lot, a lawn, a monoculture field of corn. They say it's good for your health to be "in nature." What does that mean? At what point does a place become "nature?" How many trees does it have to have?
Something that is so painful to me is when people write "Human activities" as a cause of biodiversity loss. This is an act of cowardice. WHICH human activities? Name them.
A lot of nature and ecology writings treat humans like they have an anti-biodiversity force field that emanates from them. They write like lands on Earth are each contested between two inversely proportional forces, "Nature" and "Humans."
Without any more information, this is ethereal bullshit on par with crystals having energies. I am totally perplexed at the lack of curiosity about the specific causes and details of "human impacts." The division of habitats by so many roads and relentless speeding of cars with no way for wildlife to cross...the dumping of massive amounts of poison into soils and water...the wounding and disturbance of topsoil...these are the "human activities," but we can imagine a world without such destruction, and we can create that world.
Too many essays and papers talking about Nature non-specifically, an Idea of Nature, a Concept that everyone just intuitively knows. Nature is...you know...wildness! and trees! and...well, you know, NATURE!
And we do know! When we step out into the parking lot surrounded by low, squarish buildings and blaring signs and the stink of car exhaust, we know that something is very wrong with this place! Even we find these horrible un-places harsh and unwelcoming.
But it is very hard to imagine something different, because the other type of place, the place that is beautiful and soothes the spirit and is full of life, is by definition the place where humans only go to visit, the complete opposite and inverse of a place where humans work and live! Wherever humans live, shop, eat, fulfill their daily needs, that place is Not Nature.
The huge mistake, is that we believe that it is necessary to have places that are Not Nature. We believe that for humans to exist, areas must be set aside where the very concept of Nature is utterly obliterated.
From this imaginary and dismal point of view, we have to carefully confine our own lives to places that are utterly poisoned, sterilized, made into a hostile wasteland, and leave all the rest of the living biosphere to itself in pristine preserves.
And in this imaginary and dismal point of view, the one that divides Earth into Nature and Humans, it is okay to poison and to sterilize and to destroy, because humans must live SOMEWHERE, therefore Nature must be utterly excluded from at least SOME of Earth.
BUT...WHAT IF EVERYWHERE IS NATURE? What if the dandelions in the cracks of the pavement, the lichens growing on the park bench, the wildflowers on the side of the road, the sparrows in the parking lot—what if they are all Nature just as much as anything else? What if they too are sacred? What if it is our responsibility to see the connectedness of all life and to care for all ecosystems, however broken and hurt they may be?
What if Nature is not distant and abstract, untouched in some pristine place, but always reaching out, digging into the crumbled concrete and gravel and compacted ground, clawing to return to us and bring us back home?
It does not take away from the value of the old-growth forest or the unplowed prairie if we open our eyes and see even the scraggliest patch of overgrown weeds for the powerful manifestation of Nature it truly is.
Nature is not a place or a thing. Nature is the Movement, the Endless Happening, constantly alive throughout all life, the way of all things being family, the way of all things taking care of each other, the way of all life being constantly transformed through one another. You breathe the breath of the trees of your home, you drink the water of the streams of your home, you eat the sunlight that falls on your home, grown in the soil where all things go to be transformed through death into a new form of life, fed by the mycorrhizal network, pollinated by the bees, wasps, flies, and moths, nourished by the bone, blood and manure of beasts, and ultimately the fertile river valleys where agriculture first began, were replenished by the rich silt that washed down the river, which came from the forests in the mountains that shed their leaves to make a feast for a million decomposing critters, which is how the rich soil is made.
In this way they all take care of you, and in return you are asked to Live—to take care of them in return, to live as part of the great family of everything alive, to live, to live
What are human activities...? Deforestation? Mining? Spraying pesticides? Building housing developments? But is that all? Are we inherently a "bad" and "destructive" species, or is our ability to acquire and pass down knowledge, use tools and novel behaviors, alter our surroundings, shape ecosystems, adapt our lifestyles almost infinitely, and persist in almost any environment, simply incredibly powerful for good or for evil?
First of all, what better way to demonstrate a contrast to anthropocentrism...than to compare the impact of humans alone to the impact of an ENTIRE KINGDOM OF LIFE, the fungi????? Of course all of Fungi are more important than one single species??? Wtf?!?!?
But also, we should not convince ourselves of our own insignificance and worthlessness to the biosphere, because in the same way that individual self-loathing can be a way to avoid the hard work of loving oneself and advocating for the love one deserves, collective self-loathing as a species is a way of avoiding the responsibility we have to other life forms.
How can this author not think of a single role Humans play in the ecosystem?? What species plants trees, saves seeds, documents rare plants, rescues injured animals and heals them, raises orphaned chicks, manages controlled burns, digs ponds, thoughtfully harvests in anticipation of future seasons, mercifully culls in understanding of suffering that cannot be fixed? What species writes a new chapter in the genome of the American Chestnut so it can be saved from extinction? What species mends the broken kakapo egg with sticky tape? What species addresses their own habitat with that fondest name of Home?
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely
yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.
Is this a clip from the series about the vampire Lestat?

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its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
Hi, Foone here, I'm a retrocomputer educator! I'm here to explain the real reason this laptop is like this.
So this is the Panasonic PRONOTE PD CF-62, it's a Pentium 133mhz running Windows 95, released in August 1996. Panasonic did this sort of trick more than once, they did a similar thing with an under-keyboard CD-ROM drive in the PD CF-41, from 1995.
This one is so fancy because that's not just a self-loading under-keyboard laptop CD-ROM drive, it's a HYBRID PD/CD-ROM self-loading under-keyboard laptop drive! It has to be this complex because it takes PD discs (which are the size of caddies) and caddyless CD-ROMs!
So what's PD discs?
They're an optical format by Panasonic, the Phase-change Dual (or Phase-change Disc). They're from 1996, store as much as CD, but are rewritable... much like the later CD-RWs which used basically the same technology, just in a slightly different format. Unlike CD-RWs (which you had to burn (usually), they acted like a hard drive, fully rewritable at any point. That's why the disc is hard-sectored, which you can see through the shutter gap. Those vertical lines indicate where sectors start and end.
So yeah, this laptop has a complex drive that can take both types of discs, and the whole thing folds under the keyboard. Fucking wild.
But the root reason, of course, is that they did this because it's a cool design, and they wanted to do that. Why did they think this was cool, why did they want to do this?
Pervert reasons.
Next question!