Reblog if your thinking about dick, balls, or meaty pecs

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

I just realised I got my left and right mixed up, that’s happening more and more recently?

The chap on the right looks like John F Kennedy?

This post is a ripe mess and Gordon Ramsay is due to inspect in ten minutes…

I am not joking I am not exaggerating the thirst on this fucking website for cis dudes w a lil extra fat on their chests... And the insistence on referring to those as titties and boobs and big naturals. Has made me (trans man) feel significantly better about my boobs! Everyone here sees a dude with big ol bazoonkas and goes fucking apeshit. Hell yeah. Men's tits. I got those too! Maybe they're also hot on me! Holy shit! Men's tits!

You guys really like this post huh

and then our kids will he full of a secret fourth thing we don't even know about yet.

Watching this makes me happy

I did not see that coming

yoooo

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

What a legitimately impressive filmography.