baconator jr.

I could never be a cuck I'd start cutting myself and spraying both participants in the eyes

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

probably not, I mean ,, who would want anything from me ...

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

they say when you snooze you lose but i say when you take a nappy you are happy