"Kermit is the Goku of the Muppets"

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Parasitoid wasps such good parents, you go mama, feed those kids, a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops. Y'all praise parents who would kill for their kids but can't handle when they really do it

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it's only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

If elected, I will institute a tax on golf courses and lawn-watering that will be used to fund city parks. you don't need your own private grass patch. we have grass patch at home the park.

Fascism is when the government institutes taxes to fund public services.

I can find numerous anti blogs dedicated to various trans women and yet not one dedicated to human pet guy.

I can find numerous anti blogs dedicated to various trans women and yet not one dedicated to human pet guy.