Boo

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

Seven Thousand Puppies

The closest word in English to this is probably "welp," as in "Welp, I tried."

freshest cloaca in town

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

Gay people I summon thee