MerSquatch

kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl

Oklahoma is true gender neutral. An okla-homie if you will

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out

Don’t ask me to do a potluck ever cause lots of y’all don’t wash your hands and I’m not eating anything you cooked

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

The amount of times I have told people I have a genetic condition that makes my body produce faulty collagen and they’re like “Have you tried taking supplements?” like……? Yes, stupid? I have? My body just produces more faulty collagen, but thanks for playing. 

If you give someone all the ingredients to make a cake but their recipe sucks the cake is still gonna turn out wrong so how tf do people think collagen supplements are gonna help when the collagen recipe is fucked up

I think a good rule of thumb us that if it took you five seconds to come up with a solution to a chronic illness then the person living with it has probably already thought of that

JADEN

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

Air quotes, helicopter parent, and showrunner

borked, neurodiverse, uhhhh…thumb drive?

Magic Mike