hamd sanitizer

idc, patty's stalkers are part of a fascist hate movement

just like a reminder that britts-galaxy-brain is an open kiwifarmer and we're meant to trust that she doesn't want to harass trans women into suicide

i don't think you get to mention me on kiwifarms and then act all cute about how it's a place for victims like posting about me on a forum with a death counter with a noted particular hatred of autistic transfems isn't putting me in danger on purpose

britt is an open user of the website that is owned by Final Solutions LLC. That was the actual name of the company that owns that website. They're nazis.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

actually i hate normies for projecting both racism and sexism onto cats. there is no difference in the personalities of "boy" and "girl" cats and the color of a cat's coat doesnt effect its personality either. it depends on the cat. every cat has a different personality based on how it was raised and where and what its parents were like. and its all little quirky tiktoks like pov you have a boy cat 😍😍😍 girl cats are all so bitchy and mean 😒 i will kill you with a gun

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Can't believe i have to say this but no matter what we can NOT let that suffering child out of the basement, no matter how much you might want to. They would honestly be better off figuring out how to get out on their own, right? Like if one of us tries to let them out then they might feel forced to stay in the basement forever if you think about it. The journey out of the basement is so so important we can't disrupt that right?

For sex: one fuckpig, never fucked

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

You’ll now notice that none of those shovelware mobile game ads never have a Black main character. You’d think with so many of them this would happen incidentally or even occasionally, but you’d be wrong

You’ll now notice that almost every video game that has character customization will always have the base character be white and use that model for the cover and promos for the game.

You’ll now notice how Ancient Egyptian themed/coded characters 99% of the time are the lightest possible shade of brown.

It’s imperative that while reading these you imagine me doing a waving hand gesture a lá Obi Wan Kenobi

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?