I wanted to get a clip of lapis traumadumping at thanksgiving

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I wanted to get a clip of lapis traumadumping at thanksgiving

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tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you
count me outs
Adopting that immediately.
dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
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Draw-over of a shot from Little Shop of Horrors :)
Seymour is a scottish fold tabby mix and Audrey is a white oriental shorthair
I am so very serious when I say that minors should have a legal and easily reinforceable right to say "I don't want to live with my parents (or other adult caretakers)/I don't want to be around that person/I don't want to go to that place" and actually get their wish accommodated. So much childhood trauma could be avoided or ended if children actually had the right to leave the situation or the person hurting them.
reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
Harley Quinn in Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
It’s actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me
*Beleaguered sigh*
Say it with me again everybody, tumblr will not use tumblr to contact you if there's a problem with your account. They will email you. Posts like THIS:
ARE A SCAM
Staff's blogs are @staff, @support, @engineering, and @changes. NOT a random string of numbers with a profile picture and banner mocking up the main staff blog.
If you get tagged in a comment or post like this, DO NOT click the link provided, DO NOT follow the instructions, and DO NOT give them any of your personal information or banking details, which apparently they are asking for, going by a few of the comments on the version of the post I got tagged in.
Report the blog for spam and then block it. There have been A LOT of tumblr based scams going around lately, like the zombie bot takeovers, so please remember to always safeguard your info online, find support numbers and links independently, and don't click any suspicious links!
Thanks I love you <3
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@pangur-and-grim ?
YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy