e mari merces

I’m fascinated by how MUCH Americans know about all of their presidents, like you could ask “which US president enjoyed circus clowns” and they’d be able to tell you that it’s Samuel Whatshisname the 14th president in 1830. I don’t know fuck about Canadian PMs or their personal stories. I know the important shit like who’s on the hunnit and who John A was because he was so evil you HAVE to know him. The rest is just Trudeau.

You bitches are telling me that you had a president who was sworn in in his LIVING ROOM after being woken up out of bed by the light of a kerosene lamp. Fuck off

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

Why doesn’t anyone tell u that trauma hits like 5 months later 😂😂