just a guy really

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

anything a man can do a butch can do better

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

thinking about developing a social skill soon

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

blast my stupid baja life

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like