Clone rights!

I have some thoughts on potentially making sense of all that, although I suspect it's not meant to be made sense of, but they will have to wait. I'm going to bed

lost my nipples in a terrible accident at Ohtori Academy

girls (Shiori) will have sex with a ghost somehow instead of admitting they're a lesbian

This has all been baffling so far but Akio being fucking dead out of nowhere is hysterical

they fucking bleached her….

The Bartimaeus series frequently references magicians' stealing other cultures' magical items as another way they're lazy imperialistic vultures, and three out of the four books are named after a looted cultural artifact stolen by the villain as part of their plan. Instead of being called The Staff of Gladstone, though, which is its pivotal magic item, the end of the original trilogy is named after a freely published theorem nobody cared about. The thing that ends the cycle is the only piece of cultural heritage someone tried to give away.

Obtained the power to revolutionize the world Utena DVD

Gave public testimony against a data center today and another member of the public got told to "refrain from personal attacks" when they said the proposed building was ugly. I guess since corporations are people under our government we can also hurt their feelings

I have been employed full time with health insurance at my current job for 8 years now which means ☝️ I can start shredding stuff from my important documents folder