Almost Human

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

It’s vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here they’re still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know