eat men like air

you only have to let the soft animal of your body blog what it blogs

U really just got you. It’s only you . And that’s why people turn to god or alcohol. Or the stairmaster

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

this is what it feels like to write my trobed fanfiction