eat men like air

you only have to let the soft animal of your body blog what it blogs

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

imagine you are letting your boyfriend suck your dick while you're on the phone with your friend and then he tries to put his fingers in your mouth and when you slap his hand away, he slaps You in the face

when the odysseys box office success gets hollywood to green light a song of achilles adaptation connor storrie pick up ur phone

We've had hot girl summer and we've done brat summer. This year it's locust swarm summer.

im chumming buckets into her bikini bottom

i chum buckets in her crusty crab

she rub her bikini bottom on my crusty crab til i chum buckets

i put my crusty crab in her crabby patty til i chum buckets

im crabbin her patty til she chums buckets

she wanna crab my patty but i chum my own buckets

she thinks shes a star like patrick but shes nothing but a square pants

shes tryna sand my squirrel but im busy crabbin patties

she thinks she can play me like a clarinet but im squilliam

she let me goo her lagoon cuz im a goofy goober

think like sandy, smoke like patrick, grind like mister crab

fuck like squidward

grinding like mr krabs in the streetz, chumming buckets like plankton in the sheetz

she think she a sandy but she nothin but a karen

be honest with me, do you think you would be better off without me?

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally