There Is No Such Thing As A Real Name

shoutout to project hail mary for showing one of the biggest and what sometimes feels like most unattainable aroace fantasies coming true: having a best friend who doesn't value you less than their romantic partner.

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

stratt makes me. so upset. she didn’t want to be seen as a monster, the cruel, calculating dictator with zero regard for morality even though that’s what she had to be. she tried so hard to fight it, in small ways, the boat parties, her song, all the art aboard the Hail Mary and the astronaut’s favorite clothes, pictures, and objects. The Earth beanbag, the stupid science shirts, the projection room and the karaoke machine. all the while she was desperately trying to prove she still cared, she could still be human and love and try to be kind where she could. and then when grace said no, forced her hand, it shattered whatever shred of humanity she had left. now she is undoubtedly the monster, the murderer. his last memories of her should have been kind, if it had gone as planned, it would have been as gentle as possible. but he had to go and ruin it, and now she has no hope of rising from that final, ruthless blow, severing her completely from the humanity she sacrificed everything to save.

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go