The World's a Playground and I'm the Wildest Kid

yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD

And she only left because Angel saved her life and he needed her before Angelus did something he couldnt come back from. Their friendship man, they just got each other on a different kind of level.

Faith did a lot of really problematic shit. a lot. and she is one of the few characters who ‘went evil’ who never really gets a fully off the hook  for it in the show. But she tries, my god does she try, to be better and do good and turn it around.

and then, at the end of it, She gets Buffy’s trust - and respect…and man…feels.

it’s obvious to those who have eyes to see that these two matter to each other. They belong together, they bring out something in the other that no one else can. They go to the heart of the show in some important way.

Here some reasons why you should come on board and ship them, even after all those year from the end of the show ‘cause it’s never too late.

Here we start with something really basic: blonde/brunette and the height difference. (classic i know, but here is where all the other ships were born guys)

The way they look at each other. The way they both understand what the other needs. Buffy doesn’t want to quit on Faith, even when things get bad, and Faith really just wanted to be more like Buffy and was hurting because she was disgusted with herself.

They are two sides of the same coin. we’re slayers, girlfriend. the chosen two. And all the romeo and juliet vibe We’re not supposed to exist together.

The growing lesbian subtext

Faith wants Buffy to Top her. That’s it. That’s the reason and you can’t change my mind.

Faith travels thousands of miles across country to find the only other girl like her.

Buffy helps Faith face her fear and slay her demon. And Faith - inadvertently - does the same to Buffy. So they help each other.

Faith is always talking to Buffy about guys, sex and relationships. And Faith’s message? Guys are no good, can’t be trusted, use them for one thing but look elsewhere for the real fun. (Want to say something else here?)

Faith asks Buffy to the prom

Buffy screws up her courage enough to invite Faith over for Christmas.

Faith is always more vulnerable with Buffy than with everyone else.

Faith helps Buffy learning more about herself and what she wants. She is the perfect person to balance Buffy out

The grunting, the suggestive comments, the eye contact, the whole ‘Faith as temptation’ angle from Buffy’s point of view, the dancing together, the slaying, Faith again asking Buffy out for ribs after they’re done.

Then Faith makes a tragic mistake and self-destructs spectacularly over the course of the rest of the season; and it changes Buffy completely. Ok, every relationships left Buffy with something: Angel, Spike and even Riley but it wasn’t the same way that Faith did. She breaks Buffy’s heart in more than one way. And a piece of Buffy will always be with Faith

When Faith comes to Sunnydale the first time, she gives Buffy’s life something she was missing, someone that completely understand the struggle of being a slayer

They save each other’s life multiple times (even when they’re mad at each other and go i wanna kill you vibe)

During their first meeting Buffy clearly has a moment watching Faith kill a vamp. You can see it if you watch her carefully

They obv weren’t ready to date but i think they would be, after a few years (you know with them being more mature and older) that’s the main reason why i’m so mad at the comics. Big no. (Spoiler??? Even more so when Buffy slept with a slayer that’s not faith)

In the show I think it’s pretty clear that the subtext and attraction is more from Faith’s side than Buffy’s ok, i admit it, the writer admitted it, both Eliza and Sarah admitted it but come on, if you look into it you can see something from Buffy’s side too.

And maybe they did the right thing not to follow that path on the show but we deserved some canon fuffy moment at ln the comics.

Anyway this is me, i’m done.

(I’m watching BTVS again, if you didn’t understand and i needed to do something like this)

-Faith canonically states how important Buffy is to her. Regarding Buffy, she says, “All my life there was only one person that tried to be my friend, went out of her way when I had no right or reason to expect her to.”

-Faith defends Buffy, not only in saving her life, but from the perceived insult of Scott Hope bringing another girl to Homecoming. She humiliates this guy when Buffy hasn’t even shown up to the school yet, just because she thinks he did Buffy wrong.

-Buffy is willing to give Faith another chance even after she allies herself with the Mayor. Buffy’s response to Faith waking up in Season 4 is at odds with the Scoobs. She says, maybe Faith doesn’t remember what happened. Maybe she does and she’s sorry. Maybe she’s scared. She greets Faith by asking if she’s okay, and then by telling her it doesn’t have to be this way (once Faith basically rebuffs Buffy’s attempt at talking).

-Even after the worst of Faith’s transgressions (from Buffy’s POV anyway), Buffy rejects the suggestion that the Council should be given custody of Faith repeatedly. First after Alan Finch, then when Faith wakes from coma, and most crucially when Faith escapes to LA. Buffy comes to LA to find Faith/is looking for revenge, but upon hearing the Council wants her, she immediately moves into protection mode. She fights the Council wetworks team to keep them from getting Faith.

-Season 7 elevates the subtext to pretty nearly text. Buffy references the “weird mixed signals” she gets from Faith. And the First Evil says that deep down, Faith always wanted Buffy to love her.

-Faith shows up for Buffy again, after everything that happened between them, because “Willow said you needed me. Didn’t give it a lot of thought.”

-This point isn’t about their behavior but about the show’s choice in how to finish Faith’s arc. Faith is standing in the final shot of the finale with the Scoobies, which I think illustrates her importance to the show and to Buffy overall.

but idk

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

Patrickmelon

This is the evermelon.