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emo heron in boots

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

oh log we’re really in it now

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Timothee Chalamet has been cast in the upcoming adaptation of the famous short story, the waiter who grew up eating poop. Filming to begin in September, it is being produced by A24 with a walnut they drew a face on with sharpie directing. Release date unknown, as of now. When asked, Timothee said, “I love poop, personally.” and patted his belly. Fucking freak. I have a revolver in the bottom of my cubicle drawer and I’m so, so tired. Follow The Newz for more film updates!

I can feel the static surround me as I walk around outside now. Tomothy Chalmay has died during a tragic poop stunt during the filming of A24’s adaptation of “the waiter who grew up eating poop.” He is to be replaced by Richard Kind (A Bug’s Life, 1998). Filming is set to pick back up in December, slated for an early Spring 2025 release. I grind my teeth and grind my teeth and grind my teeth. A24 spokesman, Clit, had this to say about the incident—“He just couldn’t get enough of the stuff! Poop, that is. Poor boy. ” The buzzing won’t stop, it’s getting louder. It’s almost time. I can feel it. Follow The Newz for more film updates!