i am not a sorcerer

Solidarity With Refugees

and some of yall are being outright hateful about it like, chill. sit back. have a glass of water. hydrate yourself and stop being so bitter

People legitimately do not know that pumpkin spice no matter what you do will always contain some amount of dairy.

Also a lot of the info is on google. Easiest way to figure out if it has milk powder in it is googling what drinks can be made vegan. If it’s vegan there’s definitely no milk in it at all and you’re good to go. Lots of vegan resources are out there just waiting for milk allergic people to revel in.

but if i wear anything similar i get 50+ people telling me i’m going to die 

If anyone harasses you for wearing something food printed or anti-gym, they’re just jealous of how cute it is, or are stuck in some sad fashion rut. Your body, your choice, and they should keep their crappy opinions out of your quirky fashion choices.

I live in Alberta. And while it’s no secret that our economy is not doing very well right now, it’s not the NDP’s fault. Let me tell you why. Before our provincial election in May, we had a 4 decade reign by our provincial Conservative party. During this time period they invested heavily in the oil industry. Before our provincial election was called, our economy was tanking and it was tanking fast because the demand for oil was not what it used to be. Albertans voice their opinions to the government on what to do, and instead our old Premier said that there was no way he would listen to us, and he then proceeded to blame us for the recession. That was the peak of his downfall because that pissed off everyone. That’s when the election got called. After rallying with the Wildrose Party, that’s how the NDP got into power. You see the provincial NDP inherited this giant economical mess that was a result of poor fiscal management by the Conservatives. The NDP didn’t put us into this situation. They just became our governing body after we were already in it. Four months is not enough time to fix the amount of damage that has been done. What I’m trying to say is, whoever you vote for, don’t base your federal vote on Alberta’s economics because the NDP really had nothing to do with it. And also, please don’t base your vote on the niqab. There are many, bigger issues to worry about and base your votes on. 

Jordan Klepper can’t be bothered by the news from Syria when it’s pumpkin-spice season. Click here to watch last night’s Daily Show.

Trev calling us out on our crippling US-centrism is what I’m most looking forward to on The Daily Show, to be quite honest with you

Governor Chris Christie explains his immigration plan to Trevor Noah. Click here to watch.