Moss N Shit

Now that would be a story for the ages.

TLDR: I love khajiits.

imagine being the oldest child but you’re a fucking housecat

There are reasons I really want the next elder scrolls game to be set in Elsweyr.

JUST. KEEP. ASKING.

YOUTUBE IS LITERALLY ERASING GAY CONTENT.

YouTube telling creators to “please appeal if you think we got it wrong” does NOTHING to help smaller creators and older content that get less than 1,000 views a week.

things got a little heated in the gc today

I gotfa make ththe thing

I RAN OUT OF GLUE

He did it to him

someone whos never seen phineas and ferb explain whats going on in this picture

This post brought to you by the stop making pearls scatter everywhere whenever you break a fancy lady’s necklace when murdering her, thriller writers, all you’re doing is revealing she was wearing shitty plastic beads gang

• Alan taught himself to read, but was quicker to recognise figures, and he had an infuriating habit of stopping at every lamppost to identify its serial number • on picnic with his family, he wanted to gather the wild bee’s honey and observed the bees’ flightpaths to locate the nest • he hated games at school, and he later said that the necessity of avoiding the ball in hockey had taught him to run fast • his father loved literature and was pleased when Alan told him he liked one line from Hamlet - only to learn that it was the last line: “Exeunt, bearing off the bodies…” • his first friend at school was Christopher, who he first met in 1927, and he was struck by him and “wanted to look again at his face, as he felt so attracted” • during what Alan said was the happiest week of his life, he, Chris, and a friend went to the cinema and on the way back Alan wanted to test how much Chris wanted his company, so he hung back and then Chris “beckoned to me (mostly with his eyes) to walk beside me” • he made a star globe out of a lampshade and woke up at 4am to look at the night sky • in Chris’ memory, his family founded a prize which Alan won • at Christmas 1934 Alan asked for a teddy bear because he never had one as a little boy - he got one and it was called Porgy • when Alan was at Princeton in the US he complained in a letter that he didn’t like “the way they speak”, “the impossibility of getting a bath” and “their ideas on room temperature” • Alan liked to chant the couplet “Dip the apple in the brew, let the Sleeping Death seep through” from Disney’s Snow White over and over again • he broke up with Joan by reciting the closing lines of Oscar Wilde’s “The Ballad of Reading Gaol” • he didn’t like the sight of blood and even once fainted when he grazed himself shaving • he was an avid long-distance runner • he wrote a short story about a gay man named Alec, but only three pages survived • Alan died on 7 June 1954, most likely by committing suicide; the cause of death was cyanide poisoning (next to his bed was half an apple which might have been dipped in cyanide)

Honestly so much of his life was amazing and tragic but he was also just a weirdo nerd and I love him so much

Much easier to say they’re harmless.

People ask “are they venomous?” from a place of fear, usually—they want to know if they should worry about their kids and pets encountering them. “No” would be untrue but “yes” would be misleading, but they usually don’t want to anxiously wait through a Well, Technically explanation.

Common cellar spiders are also called “daddy longlegs”, and while, like almost all true spiders, they do have venom, their fangs are small and weak and their venom isn’t potent enough to cause harm to a human. Instead, they sometimes hunt and kill other spiders that are of medical significance.

Cellar spiders are spiders. They can make silk, have venom, and have an obviously separated thorax and abdomen. They don’t bother people apart from spinning webs in annoying places inside your house, but they are spiders.

Both are very helpful around the house so please be kind to them!