some sketchy studies of the Resident Evil Village ladies
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some sketchy studies of the Resident Evil Village ladies

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You know what makes me really really curious? What do bela''s and cassandra's face models think after all that resi8 thing? Cos as far as I know they just sold off their features to use but never could expect that outcome. Just saying... I just wonder.....
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How did i always read what the cat reads
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Some of them are too good. I need to reblog and share this!
Lady D's hat as a lamp?

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It has happened.
I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
Will provide updates
IT’S HERE
I’m going to start it pretty soon. I’m for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?
Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but I’ve heard relatively little about what it’s like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all
This book is…surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I don’t know what I’m trying to say. But it’s like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level it’s not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to the…whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise
AFSGFBCHH??
I love that he’s not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. He’s just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and he’s also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out
I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But there’s an entirely different magic system and….everything???
In summary
there doesn’t appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology
Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself
there’s a??? spellcasting industry??
there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes
or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard
the dinosaur is a bard
Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society
there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual
THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!
…Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle
The fourth wall break is killing me.
The sexy dinosaur is also trans
As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing it’s lampooning, there’s also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.
…You know, I’m not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.
I’m back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??
…sentences I never thought I’d write
um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck
chuck tingle’s magic system is unironically better than jk Rowling’s I’m sorry
I’m so sorry to sample the sex scene but. “sexualis secondus” just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable
I.
I literally have no idea how to describe what I’m experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. It’s genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And there’s a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device is…I can’t explain it because that would spoil it but it’s actually pulled off so well?????
This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, it’s like actually in its themes and message a genuine “fuck you” to j.k. Rowling’s transphobia even though it’s this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE
I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.
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Chuck Tingle Rules, Actually! His works take place in a semi-self-consistent universe iirc?
This is a great book. I need to read the sequel!
@lexieheron @howtotameyourillyrian i need this book!!! We all need this book.
Can I haz please?
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How about we meet up weekly and read this piece of art together. But please in a very dramatic and serious way! "Sexualis seconds" 😂 I can't!! @howtotameyourillyrian
Are you one of us?
Refaced Jack and Rose with Donna and Angie since I apparently have too much time on my hands.... I must say Angie's face on Jack's kinda scares me but makes me laugh also very hard...
But actually... This is way better!
Based off @xlamplightx ‘s fic Daughter of Dione, please check it out !!

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what in the fuck is this
looked this up on goodreads and if i had to read these quotes from the book then so do yall
I dont even need to look at the author’s name to know that this was written by a man
“She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus but she fell in love with it”
Corona is a classic wattpad playboy, confirmed
I suffered, so will you. Like, um???? what???? the??? heck????? y'all?????
Someone give me bleach for my eyes.
@ladywitchling remember when you read this
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This.
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i’m having THE PURPLE ALIEN PRINCE’S PREGNANT CAPTIVE flashbackst
You stay away from Tumblr for a while and the first thing you see when you come back is this…
Helene, WTF?
Also, where can I get this?
@ourbooksuniverse believe it or not, but his just showed up on my YouTube feed:
https://youtu.be/GcZ6NE7dlA4
Kissing the Coronavirus book review. I’m utterly horrified and strangely amused
@ourbooksuniverse HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?!
My friend @oooferaliaooo found this
For everyone who needs a hell of a good time and less brain cells. It is worth every penny. 😂😂😂
Just admit it, you guys are shipping Bela Dimitrescu and Donna Beneviento because of the shipping name beladonna, which sounds like Belladonna (= beautiful lady)..... Just keep up with this and let me read more... I love this shipping!!!!
Mhhmmm... Just started "Shadow and Bone" and I'm pretty much sure I will be obsessed...

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