Me: Farawyn but they’re wearing the angel and knight costume from Romeo + Juliet and gazing at each other through an aquarium
Friend: Eowyn is the knight, right?
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Me: Farawyn but they’re wearing the angel and knight costume from Romeo + Juliet and gazing at each other through an aquarium
Friend: Eowyn is the knight, right?

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Have I started writing something for my LOTR Agatha Christie crossover again after like two years? Yes. Does it map onto the main story? No.
I'm glad I introduced the concept of a flashback scene in Chapter 9 of "The Songs and the Stories, the Lies and the Glories" because gird your loins for a whole lot more
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Dunk had very little memory of the hours after the Trial — Prince Baelor's sightless gaze staring up to the sky seemed to blot out all else save the pain, and when he at last came back to himself it was to peer up at blurred yellow silks above his head and a harper nearby, idly plucking out some tune that Dunk couldn't recognize.
"Finally," said a voice. "Have you any idea how boring it is to watch a man sleep? And you drooled all over my pillows, hardly attractive. Though at least you don't snore. I can't bear snoring."
"What's the hour?" Dunk asked. His left eye wouldn't open, the pain of it throbbing gently against his skull along with the beat of his heart. Had he lost his eye altogether? Even as the panic of it rose, he lifted his hand to press against the socket — surely he'd know if the thing had been plucked out, would feel the strange hollow of it like Mad Ser Robyn.
"Stop that," said the voice. The music came to an abrupt end as a hand with rough palms and smooth wrists swatted irritably at his. "They've just finished wrapping your head up like a prize pear, you'll get it all grubby. The state of your nails," he added reprovingly.
"What's the hour, Lyonel?"
heatwaves cannot kill a dragon
it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All
ingredience:
lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)
whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.
granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.
water as needed
equipment:
a few nonmetallic mixing bowls
a mesh strainer
a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth
a kitchen scale
a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)
a potato masher
juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds -Â and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.
 Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.
Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).
taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.
citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.
some tried and true flavor combos:
straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic
lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)
lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)
lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)
some cocktail type combos, booze optional:
lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin
lime & mint + white rum
lime & ginger + dark rum
lime & cucumber + gin
lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila
lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey
holy gods

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this sounds like a party to me
I've been completely enamored with this clip of Werner Herzog saying "here comes honey boo boo" for days now
Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads
I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging
This is so satisfying to watch—
I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!
my friend and i were discussing a dnd campaign made up entirely of shakespearean characters but we were debating who would be what and if there would be any that aren't bards
my pitches were for barbarian beatrice (let her be filled with rage) and warlock hamlet whose pact was slowly driving him to insanity
please drop more ideas come and nerd out with me
Personally, it is very important to me that Caliban is not a barbarian but someone in a bad pact too thanks, for asking
Yeah, Feste might be a rogue also. Charisma high, wisdom not so much!
Ariel makes sense as a familiar/ Mephit if Prospero is a wizard but I so much prefer readings that grant both Caliban and Ariel full agency so what if Prospero is an NPC and is the patron to both Ariel and Caliban’s pacts?

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my friend and i were discussing a dnd campaign made up entirely of shakespearean characters but we were debating who would be what and if there would be any that aren't bards
my pitches were for barbarian beatrice (let her be filled with rage) and warlock hamlet whose pact was slowly driving him to insanity
please drop more ideas come and nerd out with me
Personally, it is very important to me that Caliban is not a barbarian but someone in a bad pact too thanks, for asking
Yeah, Feste might be a rogue also. Charisma high, wisdom not so much!
my friend and i were discussing a dnd campaign made up entirely of shakespearean characters but we were debating who would be what and if there would be any that aren't bards
my pitches were for barbarian beatrice (let her be filled with rage) and warlock hamlet whose pact was slowly driving him to insanity
please drop more ideas come and nerd out with me
Personally, it is very important to me that Caliban is not a barbarian but someone in a bad pact too thanks for asking
my friend and i were discussing a dnd campaign made up entirely of shakespearean characters but we were debating who would be what and if there would be any that aren't bards
my pitches were for barbarian beatrice (let her be filled with rage) and warlock hamlet whose pact was slowly driving him to insanity
please drop more ideas come and nerd out with me
"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."
I am now in debt to someone I have never met before
If you did this to a human they wouldn’t like it but potatoes aren’t even remotely scared of this

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LYONEL BARATHEON x SER DUNCAN THE TALL.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.01 / Dialogues With Leuco by Cesare Pavese
something about the way shakespeare's plays are positioned to just barely cover the untold tragedies lurking underneath. lady macbeth knows how tender the babe is that milks her yet the macbeths have no child to pass the crown to. iago mentions that othello saw his own brother shot to pieces by cannons. olivia was planning to grieve her brother for 7 years until she met viola. beatrice knew benedick of old. lady capulet was only fourteen when she gave birth to juliet. it drives me crazy to see all the untold stories peeking out between the lines of the main plot.