Facts About Potatoes

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"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."

I am now in debt to someone I have never met before

If you did this to a human they wouldn’t like it but potatoes aren’t even remotely scared of this

blight is a funny word to me because all this time i thought wow its another word for light and then turns out my dear friends - the potatoes - are affected by it big time

There's an above zero possibility that someone you know may one day casually say some shit like "I don't get why people like potatoes, I'd never eat them voluntarily, they just taste like vaguely bitter watery dirt and if you like the texture, you could literally just eat an apple instead" and that's how you find out that nobody in their family knows that you're supposed to cook them first.

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

what

the pot beckons

and are they wrong

They are divine.

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We're like shooting stars you and I

everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

everyone say thank you ancient south american agricultural heroes for potato

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for maize

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for tomato