a very strange biochemist

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.

i killed her...

Wait why did you send this anonymously. Get back in touch with me at once so we can buy this off you and make a shirt from it

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

the bisexual woman is so crucial to the atmosphere

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing