Phishhead /// Deadhead /// Cardiohead /// Jambandhead

Another 3-year-old video I found. This one time, I actually took a video of someone else's heart pumping. She had such a wild pump muscle. Bonus: doppler sounds as you watch her excited lil pump doing its thing.

So, I was going to do a stomach sounds video, yesterday, for someone who had asked. She wanted me to use my stemoscope and speaker. I had some spare time before doing the Sunday funday thing, so I got my stemoscope and speaker ready, and then fired up my ultrasound machine, because, why not. Unfortunately, when getting stomach sounds through the speaker, the speaker had nasty feedback. I kept trying to not have feedback, but it was always there, mostly very badly. Strangely, when I did heartbeat sounds, the speaker didn’t have the feedback. After a little while, I got so annoyed that I ceased with the stomach noises, and moved the ultrasound probe to my heart. I didn’t feel like doing a video, so I just enjoyed the pumping of my heart, while hearing my heart pumping through the speaker. I’ll try again with the digestion sounds. Maybe I can adjust some settings.

Two more days until Primus and the Claypool extravaganza. Gonna do a couple of hours pre-tailgating at my bud’s house from around 1130 until 2ish, helping him build his deck. Gonna be a loooong day.

Six more days until the first annual cardiophile beach convergence in Hampton Beach…I wish. Since I’m heading to the show alone, I’ll have, like usual, cardio equipment in the trunk, including, for the first time, the stemo–speaker combo. Might a fellow cardiohead make a surprise appearance, let’s chill in the car, sip on a drink, and listen to your yummy pump booming through the speaker. Oh my…now doesn’t that sound so very wonderful? If your heart isn’t already pumping fast from excitement, she will be once you hear her going BOOMboom, BOOMboom, BOOMboom.

Sunday, June 14th, Cardiophile Convergence in Hampton Beach, NH. Finally, a cardiophile convergence at a beach. This has been long overdue. What is there to do in Hampton Beach? Who cares when there are plenty of heart tools at our disposal. Warm sunny beach day means possible visible heartbeats. Shirtless guys, and gals with bikini tops…heartbeats abound. Honestly, I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen visibeats at the beach. I must have seen at least something, but I just can’t recall. I’ve never been a big beach goer, but I have always loved being at the beach. I’d love to catch some tummy beats, or neck pulsings, or OMG mitral beats. Fun starts at high noon, or earlier if need be. Concert at the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom starts at 7:00. Beach, heartbeat, concert, oh my. If you see somebody wearing a Cardiohead shirt or a Happy Sunday Phunday shirt, you found me.

In regards to my new cardiohead shirt, which is being made as we speak, I was erotically pondering about having a much better chance of having a heart encounter if I were wearing a cardiohead shirt as opposed to a cardiophile shirt. Not having the negative stigmas of -phile up my chances by 43 percent, a wise statistician told me. I am very curious to see if more people acknowledge cardiohead than they did cardiophile. Not many people acknowledged cardiophile. The more I think about it, the more I can see people as viewing it as creepy or perverted, or simply as uncomfortably peculiar. I need to start memorizing difference explanations for what cardiohead means. I have a feeling that I’ll mostly be chalking it up to my passion for doing cardio workouts. The good thing about that is that, if the situation calls for it, I can segue my liking of cardio workouts into my liking of heartbeats. I have wishful thinking and a wild imagination. A heart encounter is unlikely, but I love fantasizing about it. I could wear the cardiohead shirt when I go for walks, jogs, or biking on the local bike paths, or when at other locations where people do exercise stuff. Cardiohead opens up more possibilities. I still don’t want anyone I know to see me, though. Um, no thanks. That’s an explanation I don’t wish to have.