Phishhead /// Deadhead /// Cardiohead /// Jambandhead

If I had the courage, comfort, and confidence, I'd, while playing music through my speaker, ask someone if they would like to hear their heartbeat through the speaker. I'd show them the stemoscope, tell them how it works, and then attempt to persuade them. I could say "I bet you didn't know that you can hear your heartbeat through this speaker." They'd say "Really?" I'd say "Yup," and then go about showing them the stemoscope, and then handing it to them. Anyone wish to hear their heart through my speaker? Have speaker, will travel.

Really cool would be setting up a booth at a farmer’s market, a festival, or the vending location at a concert, and selling nifty little heart-related trinkets, apparel, and items and such. If at a concert, the stuff can be band-related and similar-music related, infused with hearts. Owning a sticker-making machine and a shirt-making machine would be fantastic. Heart-shaped and heart-infused grateful dead and phish stickers would sell nicely. A shirt with the band’s logo shaped like a heart would be suh-weet. At the booth, for folks to enjoy, you can also have a blood pressure machine, a steth microphone attached to a speaker, a fetal doppler, an ecg machine, and an ultrasound machine. Curious and interested people can check out what their hearts, and other’s hearts, are doing. People feel more inclined to buy something when they are involved with something. Sell alcohol too, because with alcohol comes fun and money making.

Probing my pump under my xiphoid process. I love how strong he pumps after the push. Yup, I'm guilty of fiddling with myself during the video. My guy pumped harder thanks to that. I couldn't help it. Hearts turn me on. I think I might have a heart fetish. Enjoy watching my guy pumping.

Probing my pump while lying on my left side. Oh good lord this made me ultra heart horny. Enjoy. Hearts make me viciously heart horny. Sup wit dat?

It must be the day after a concert, because I'm feeling disgustingly heart horny. I'm in need of some good heart fun. I want someone to enjoy me enjoying their thumpy little pump muscle. I want someone to know that I'm enjoying them enjoying my guy pumping hard for them. A mutual heart loving experience. Heart love abounds. Let me put my head to your chest. Put your head to my chest. Let's get lost in our hearts. Let's indulge in our heart lust. Let's be overwhelmed by our heart lust. Let's give in to our heart lust.

At the concert last night with the guy selling his merch. I bought a couple of stickers.

My stemoscope playing my heartbeat through my bluetooth speaker. I stood away from the speaker so that there would be less feedback. You can hear how loud my mitral booms through the speaker. I want someone to be next to the speaker. That way, they will feel the vibration of my pounding heart BOOMboom, BOOMboom, BOOMboom. Just think how loud my heart would be in the confines of a car. The vibrations would be soooo yum. This Sunday, Hampton Beach, Cardiophile Convergence, come hear my heart, and yours, booming through the speaker. Whose heart will boom louder?

A pic during Primus/Claypool tailgating. I was wearing my Cardiohead shirt. There were pretty much all guys tailgating in the lot, so I should have changed my shirt, but I didn't, because, when I left harpoon brewery, where I hung out for a little over an hour before strolling to the tailgating lot, I was feeling so very warm and fuzzy and happy that I didn't even think about the shirt I was wearing. Nobody mentioned the shirt. I was hoping that one of the many cheerful gals I chatted with inside the venue would have said something, but I guess they could have cared less about what the shirt said. I know one of these times somebody is going to say something. I just hope I'm ready for it.

OK, one final 3-year-old video. This is my mitral valve. Sound is of my tricuspid. Enjoy the split heart sounds a minute into it. When I hear it, I get so...................... And my guy also skips, twice, one after another. Hearing that gets me even more...............

OK, another 3-year-old video of my heart pumping. See if you can see when my heart skips. I get so OMG when I see him skip.

another 3-year-old video of my pounding pump muscle.

**Disregard the wrong date on the machine. Rarely have I fixed the date when using it**

found this 3-year-old blood pressure video I did. I love the sound of blood pressure, and the way the needle hops, and the sound of the cuff inflating and deflating. If you like the sound of blood pressure, have fun. I'll do a new one one of these days. Anyone want me to take their blood pressure?

My Cardiohead shirt and Happy Sunday Phunday shirt are arriving today.

***I went onto ticket master last night to grab my ticket. While there, I remembered that I should check stubhub before purchasing. I often forget to do that. Ticket master was 59 bucks and change, where as stubhub had one ticket left for 42 bucks and change--score!***