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Happy disability pride month especially to disabled people who shouldn't be working full time/at all but haven't been able to access any aid to stop working, or support other ppl who also can't work. You deserve a break, proper support, and you are worth so so so much more than your productivity
I wanna write badminton AU solely bc world class badminton players polytrix having a kid who grows up to become a pickleball pro is so fucking funny to me
polytrix frantically trying to keep their baby away from racket sports the same way canon polytrix wants to keep their kid(s) away from becoming hunters, but ultimately failing bc pickleball is taught in PE and also extremely popular where they live
Polytrix baby reminding her moms of each other (Zoey's relentless physicality, Rumi's swag and hand skill, Mira's height (lol)a)
Polytrix trying to be the exact opposite of typical sports parentsβno pressure, no hovering, encouragment without expectationsβbut also fighting the valiant battle of trying to hide how much they wanna scream WHY PICKLEBALL
Also major salt abt how much PB pros make compared to badminton lol
So it turns out you don't need to write the main fic of an AU to write a self indulgent snippet. Crazy.
(the 80hds is barking y'all)
"We should do it."
Rumi's expression is flatter than her tone.
Zoey buries her face in her hands with a sigh. "Should we? It's probably just a phaβ" her hands slide down and she groans loudly "βoh my god that sounds like my mother."
Mira soothes her wife with a gentle hand through Zoey's hair, "It's not the end of the world, jagi."
"Ughhhhhh," Zoey whines pitifully, "We should've put a racket in her hand as soon as she started walking." She huffs. "She's so athletic! She could do so much better than piβ"
The front door rattles open.
"Eomma-man-mi!" A bright voice shouts from the entryway, "Jeo-wasseoyeo!!"
"Wasseo?" Zoey's expression flips like a switch as she leaps up from her seat to hug her daughter, "Did you have fun?"
Ha-jin vibrates in her mother's embrace. "Yeah!!" She stops squirming long enough to accept her welcome home forehead kisses. "We got to play for free!" Ha-jin bounces on the balls of her feet. "And a bunch of ladies wanted to play with halmeoni!"
"Did they now?" Mira smirks at the older woman entering behind Ha-jin.
Celine replies with a cold glareβthen immediately replaces it with a placid smile as Ha-jin turns back to her.
"Yeah!! They wanted to help her play! Like this!" Ha-jin mimes putting her left hand on someone's hip and rotates through a forehand swing.
"Lovely." Rumi says drily before softening her tone, "Ha-jin, it's almost time for lunch. Let halmeoni give you a bath and we can eat together after."
"Okay!!" Ha-jin zooms towards the couch to peck her mothers' cheeks, "Mwah! Mwah! Stinky kisses!" She dodges Rumi's retaliatory hair ruffle and Mira's cheek pinch, then sprints up the stairs. "Gotta go fast!!"
"Did she even play at all?" Zoey returns to her seat and chuckles softly, "She's still got a full battery."
"Yeah, eomeoni," Mira's shit eating grin returns, "Did Ha-jin get sidelined by grannies flirβ"
"Ahem." Rumi clears her throat abrasively.
"Yes, jagi." Mira ignores Zoey's imitation of a whip cracking.
"If you must knowβ" Celine starts.
"I really don't." Rumi grumbles under her breath.
"βit was all perfectly professional instructionβ"
Mira snorts.
"βYes, Mira. Women can play doubles without lusting after their partner. I know it's a foreign concept for youβ"
"Hey." Rumi warns.
Celine sighs and apologizes to her daughter. "Mianhae." She turns back to Zoey, "But yes, Ha-jin played plenty of matches. And whenever she wasn't playing, she was messing with one of thoseβ¦what are they called? Plink masters?"
"Dink master." Rumi replies hollowly. "Dinking. They spend all their time playing net and call it dinking."
"Yes, that." Celine continues breezily. "Honestly, a lot of the club members were very impressed. Called her a natural." She raises an eyebrow at the stony expressions on her daughters' faces. "Right. Well. I'll go make sure Ha-jin isn't mixing all the bubbles together again."
Zoey sags into the couch and cradles her head again. "Our daughter is a natural. At pickleball." She turns to Mira and shakes her shoulder. "And she's already started doing drills! On her own!!" She face plants into Mira's chest with a dramatic sob.
"Yeahβ¦" Mira rubs Zoey's back, then frowns gently. "You're notβ¦actually upset, are you?" She glances at her other wife. "Right? We agreed we didn't want to push Ha-jin into badminton."
"I'm notβ¦" Rumi sighs and pinches her brow. "I can't say I'm happy. She's so competitive, and I don't want her toβ¦"
Zoey and Mira nod knowingly. Out of the three of them, Rumi was the youngest when she started competing.
Zoey tilts to rest the side of her head on Mira. "I'm not mad either, really." She sighs. "I know it's so petty, butβ¦" Zoey groans quietly. "Pickleball? It's so slow."
"But it's what she likes, aegi," Mira kisses Zoey's hair. "And we're in a unique position to support her."
"It makes sense financially, too." Rumi grins wryly. "The market is openβpeople are paying ridiculous prices for court rentals and lessons. Expanding the club would pay for itself in a couple years. Sooner if we get decent coaching staff to run some classes."
"Or be the coaching staff," Mira nudges Zoey. "C'mon, you love building new programs."
"She loves naming them," Rumi teases.
"β¦the PB&J program," Zoey mumbles reluctantly, "Pickleball and Jim."
"Thats awful, jagi." "I hate it already."
Zoey grins at her wives' disgust, then settles back into the couch. "So we're really doing this?" She looks at Rumi. "The numbers work out?"
Rumi nods. "We'll have to dip into our savings, but the renovations won't be nearly as expensive as when we first set up the club."
"And you're okay, too?" Zoey asks Mira.
"Iβ" Mira hesitates. "Yes. I'll be okay."
Mira's wives turn to her abruptly, though Zoey is the first to speak. "Jagi?"
Mira blinks, eyes starting to become glassy. "I'll get over it." She sniffles. "I just⦠a part of me always hoped she'd want to share the court with us."
Rumi reaches out to rub Mira's thigh. "She does, jagi. It might not be a badminton court, but you know she'd leap at the chance to play with us."
"You're right." Mira tangles her fingers with Rumi's with one hand and wipes her tears with the other.
The three sit quietly together, trading casual touches until Mira stiffens with a scowl.
"We're not adding a court to the yard," Mira hisses, "She's the light of our lives and treasure of our hearts, but if she makes me listen to that popping all dayβ"
"You'll buy earplugs because you can't say no that girl." Celine interrupts. "Don't worry," she adds when Mira's face pales, "Ha-jin didn't hear, she's still upstairs. She wanted to clean and 'mod' her paddle. Whatever that means."
Mira blows out a sigh in relief.
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Local badminton club, Taeyang, picks up pickleball
8 year-old Hajin Ryu becomes world's youngest pickleball pro
Record breaker Hajin Ryu wins US Open at age 9
"My moms played rock-paper-scissors." Hajin Ryu wins her second US Open after switching doubles partners
Three-peat! Hajin Ryu wins third US Open in a row with yet another doubles partner.
"I'm the hard carry." Hajin Ryu, 12, discusses double-crown in singles and winning her 4th US Open in a row with her grandmother."
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Notes:
Ha-jin calls Mira, Rumi, and Zoey Eomma, Maman, and Mami respectively, so she calls for her Eomma-man-mi when she wants all three
Ha-jin won her first US Open with Mira, the second with Zoey (she lost rock paper scissors lmfao), and her third with Rumi
Rumi enjoyed playing PB the most out of polytrix
It is canon to this AU that Celine is GILF bait at pickleball clubs. They all wanna show her their 3rd shot drop if you know what I'm saying
If it wasn't clear from the text:
Rumi didn't want Ha-jin to suffer through competing in pro sports at a young age
Zoey, who has an extremely explosive and fast play style in badminton, worries that Ha-jin's athleticism is wasted on a slow sport like pickleball
Mira is both the least and most botheredβshe's able to appreciate that PB is what makes Ha-jin happy, but feels like she's losing something that they could have bonded over (she was hoping Ha-jin would develop an interest in badminton organically)
Celine has reached her quota of fucking up kids with badminton. Also very grandma of her to indulge Ha-jin in contrast to the pressure she put on Rumi lol
I am not Korean nor have I taken classes, have mercyq
i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this
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genuinely i donβt think itβs possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who donβt Understand. i donβt mean like, explicit in the sense of βoh youβre sextingβ or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and youβll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and itβs entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, youβre not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh itβs soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesnβt also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because theyβll go βwhat the FUCK.β
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You can still be the bigger person and also be angry at the same time, btw. The two aren't mutually exclusive. Anger is a healthy and normal part of a grief cycle. You're allowed to use "unkind" words to describe an unkind person and unkind situations.
Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:
Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."
It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.
"Have you not been held like this before?"
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"Does she not hold you?"
the vision for the first meeting of mira and werewolf rumi muri were beamed into my brain from the moment @kayr0ss showed me the early outline for the chapter. so I immediately drew this, showed kay, and then she turned around and wrote so much tenderness and vulnerability into the scene inspired by these three simple panels :')))
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