maybe spit some blood at the camera

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

#kind of a milf reblog

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald