Propain

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

wait

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

Nevermind. I understand everything now.

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

Excuse me ma'am you can't go in that elevator it can only hold 2 tablespoons