~Finn~

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

I saw Goody OP writing darkfic with the devil.

Let’s fucking go

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

the uk isn't quite as arcane but distance is miles, weights is kilos (unless it's people in which case sometimes it's stones (one stone = 14 pounds wtaf) and pounds), height is feet, sports is metres unless it's archery in which case for some fucking reason it's both

I forwarded this to my orgs network security guy, he thought it was funny so this is going in the blog

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

GODZILLA IS GOODEST PARENT :D

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.

btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.