Communism was just a red herring

Me after I drink too many beers out of my phone

the lion does not concern herself with papa

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it

pjackk is a funny case study. Take a obscure character from a fighting game most people on this website wouldn’t be super familiar with, turn him into an absurdist, hedonistic mechanized homosexual and just let it rip. Stop posting with the message “don’t worry about me since I deserved all of this” then randomly get deleted years later. Now people mourn your loss like a real person. There won’t ever be another pjackk and that’s a good thing

what if he was just the prototype

you would never believe what the p stands for

hey what's good. optic blast