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This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

im so hungry i could eat a meal

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

subtext job from a girl with massive implications

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask