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subtext job from a girl with massive implications

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

I was looking at a funny little toy, mayhaps as a treat for myself, and I saw "stress relief pig" in the listing title and started laughing to myself, my stress relief pig... Users of this website who shall remain unnamed have altered my view of the humble swine into a beast to be laughed at... #MyStressReliefPig

pretty sure i've seen this thing getting the shitt beat out of him. pretty sure he's not alive anymore.

That's not true he can't be. He has to be alive. You're lying because you want to see me cry. He is full of sand and like a brother to me. He has to live.