A Smile Better Suits A Shitpost

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

A dragon is a kind of pervert you can get eggs from

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

spectacular version. Tennant and Tate are on fire. Their comedic and dramatic chops are outstanding. They both should have gotten Tonys for this production. Tennant has always had the gift of making Shakespeare sound spontaneous and contemporary, but Tate more than holds her own with him. 

Reblogging, because frankly I can’t get enough of these two. :)

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

lets all click on the source of the gif

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower