aurora borealis!?

deeply tempting urge to share my insane horrifying life stories but I won't. they're my secrets. I don't tell these things to just ANYONE

you can learn these things about my life only after also being gay and knowing me for less than half a day

okay you know what you can all have one scary life event story. as a treat. a year ago I almost got actually killed by a falling boulder like indiana jones or something. the only thing that saved my life was stopping for 10 seconds to eat some popcorn out of my scroggin/trail mix bag

strandbeests are beautiful megafauna that you can fall in love with. to me

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

happy first day of pride everyone

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here