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Do you have a LEAST favorite bicycle? One that was unkind to you? Is this possible?
all bicycles are born with kind souls but some of them are built for a person with proportions I have yet to see in the big wide world and trying to ride said bike is a lot like a brand new baby horse trying to figure out the whole "six long legs and a proboscis" thing on day 1
I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,
you know what yeah this IS how it feels
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this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"
My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.
My little brother got a copy of the art of war by sun tzu for Christmas and I'll never know peace again
He flipped it open and said "let me read you the introduction: (record scratch) Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation-"
He keeps opening it and pretending to read quotes that are definitely not from the art of war he just hit me with "was that the bite of '87??? Sun Tzu said that."
i cannot lie i do feel fundamentally broken sometimes
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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
daydreaming about having enough energy to do things
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
when random knights from a meme sends you nudes
When the Obama meme isn’t a GIF
when this godforsaken reblog chain is still going as of three hours ago
This is the first time I’ve seen this and I adore it.
When people say old guy, why are you on Tumblr lol.
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
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i admire ben doyle for how he's absolutely incapable of not being himself at all times. you're like surely he can't be like that all the time and then someone posts a candid photograph of him at disney trying to eat a big ol lollipop and you're like no this is just who he is
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it's such a friday thursday today. everyone I've spoken to keeps thinking it's friday. did something thursday happen when we were all distracted
Public holiday tomorrow
OH YEAH. HAPPY NEW YEAR
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Thou Shalt Not Kilt
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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