What a wonderful life

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

made too many jokes abt being sexy and cool and accidentally developed an ego

you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

that would require a film industry not run by sex-crazed pedophiles

That explains a lot.

@rottable

the first pokemon that pops into your mind (right now) is your new forever partner, your ash-and-pikachu-level pal. your main pokemon companion who will accompany u thru everything. who is it?

(besides pikachu if reading “ your ash-and-pikachu-level pal” made u think of pikachu first. unless you want it to be pikachu)