Almost steady time travel

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I will reveal another character to be transgender before the month is over. Be ready.

I never said it would be a Guilty Gear character.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

just had a disconcerting thought

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

Pokemon is the only community where the competitive crowd is funnier than the casual one

so what is zohran mamdani’s plan to make sure the knights don’t win the cup

THANK YOU MAMDANI ‼️‼️‼️

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.