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Schwarzseherisch durch die Wetterapplikation
you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste
you are ADDICTED to kitties.
I like kittiesa reasonable amount

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i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind
Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount
girl with a transformation fetish who is turned on when things move up and across

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the range of chrisses on offer for nz’s next pm is truly peak diversity. would you like white guy 1, 2, 3, or 4???
kiwi politics is actually hilarious though. a guy named chris (red chris) is running against our current pm, who we’ll call bald chris. but bald chris isn’t very popular and his mps are all worried they’ll lose their job in three months because of him, so everyone knows someone will take the chance to try throw him before they inevitably lose their jobs. the most likely candidate for that is blue chris. a few months ago it seemed like a replacement chris from within his own party was going to challenge him for the leadership, and sure enough it replacement blue chris. but bald chris called a confidence vote on himself and won it, so when the whispers started again of a coup, he just pulled the same trick, and everyone thought the challenger would be replacement chris. but no, it’s a another chris! four chrisses!
unfortunately because everyone had forgotten this chris exists, he didn’t win, so bald chris is still our pm. but how reassuring for the continuity of the country that no matter how our politics shakes out, we shall at least be led by some flavour of chris.
kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :
can you please elaborate on this
hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more
OP this is gonna keep me up at night
DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO
Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.
Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.
Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.
Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.
So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??
NOPE
THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE
DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL
The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.
Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)
Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.
Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

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