Almost steady time travel

hello fire emblem fan. in front of you is an online comment praising a singular aspect of fire emblem fates. You must remain in front of the keyboard for ten minutes without writing a reply about how garbage fire emblem fates is, or else the bomb implanted in your stomach goes off. good luck

its important that everyone who can becomes a large as fuck gay woman

remember when everyone would talk about being shadowbanned when their posts would flop

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

(flirting) i could be your problem

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations