Almost steady time travel

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

i feel like i'm a smidge of political power away from becoming an apocalyptic dragon princess

i would be really good at sitting on a massive throne, clearly miserable, casting wicked curses and ushering in a new age of death and darkness

my promising up-and-coming demon general has just been slain by a ragtag bunch of misfits, one of whom possesses a glowing sword. i am informed of the news. i sigh deeply and close my eyes. very well, i say. kill them. my most loyal advisor meekly shuffles forwards. my lady, he says, we cannot afford spare any of our generals. my lip curls into a snarl, slowly but with purpose. get it DONE I command, and the whole castle shakes at my words. he scurries away. i put my head in my hands.

#princessposting

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

@dreamsy990

I don't know who needs to learn this but, the chemical causing the stain in tumeric (Curcumin) is easily destroyed by uv light. You can remove stains by leaving whatever shirt, cooking dish, etc stained by it in full sun for like half a day and it'll be gone.

Fuck butchfemme I dont care about or respect your yankee ass queer history

Okay listen I don't actually care if you call yourself a butch or femme. I don't actually view them as harmful most of the time. That being said if you uphold it as an essential pillar of lesbianism or you ask every lesbian you meet which one they are then I'm side-eyeing you H A R D as both a trans woman who has previously been essentially peer pressured by TME lesbians into being "butch" despite it being incredibly dysphoria-inducing, and someone who lives outside the impcore and has to see these USamericans gatekeeping and defining lesbianism with these terms

Also telling that if you criticize these labels as something that can be heteronormative when treated as the holy grail of lesbianism, TMA butches/femmes will usually understand but TME butches/femmes will try to rip your fucking throat out

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards