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that-androgynous-lightweaver

alright tumblr.... help me settle an argument

Are snakes more round or pointy?

Round

Pointy

Results/nuance/I'm bald (or scaled, I suppose)

Remaining time: 23 hours 37 minutes

#round #the only points they have are fangs but not all snakes have fangs

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My old High School is hiring in both the English and Social Studies department, meaning I have the chance to make the funniest career move possible.

#the cover letter reads “c'mon guys hire me it'd be really fucking funny”#you knooooooow my excellent attendance and how I'm an annoying stickler for the rules

pnglove

let’s get cozy with mama

weirdpngs

Baby need smoko

hotvampireadjacent

Um

crabussy

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

cinnamon-mutt

it is not Random its to put Emphasis. you noodle

crabussy

(obediently) me noodle

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flowerbleedme

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

flowerbleedme

crabussy

Why do kiwis have such massive fucking eggs “it’s because they are related to ostriches and-“ yeah ok but like why didn’t they evolve smaller eggs if I was in charge I would do that shit pronto. Thoughts?

their big eggs are actually that size for a similar reason to human babies having massive heads!! being bigger at birth can be important.

kiwi are trying SO HARD to become mammals. fur-like feathers, whisker-like feathers, little beady eyes, nocturnal, great sense of smell.... that's basically a mammal!! they're well suited for life on the forest floor.

their big eggs work alongside these adaptations to give them a leg up in the bird world. their young hatch already feathered! they're precocial, which means they're born with the ability to open their eyes and move around. like foals.

big egg = more powerful offspring from the get-go. babies don't need to spend precious time vulnerable while they develop on the ground when they've already done all that in the egg!

(unfortunately, with the introduction of mammals to aotearoa, these adaptations are a little less useful...)

nothingimportantanywhere

Important addition: baby kiwi come out of the egg looking like they've come out of a shower with a hangover

assortedinsanities

They look like one of the downsides of emerging from an egg fully formed is how aware you are off just having come out on egg. First minute alive, already dealing with some fucking experience.

baradragon

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

fish-to-male

learning that one Yu-Gi-Oh! guy was actually supposed to be named Malik was crazy bc it draws attention away from him being some bizarro psycho card playing monster and brings it back to like oh yeah this is just an Egyptian teenager who’s into nerd shit. i know guys named Malik. who tf is Marik

fish-to-male

due to translation errors “Daniel the High school Sophomore” is now “Supreme Warlord of Darkness Azrael”, we hope this won’t negatively impact your view of him too much

leidensygdom

There's simply no argument or logical explanation that could sour the appeal of Big Fucking Scythe As A Weapon for me. Like no I don't care it wouldn't make for an optimal weapon, because have you considered : Big Fucking Scythes are Cool and Badass

#Renne to Tita

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gayhockeyshow

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

ovur

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

ovur

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

flunkett

Huh

frikinnerd

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

ovur

Ok I'll go fuck myself

reallyreallyreallytrying

they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time

miscellaneousmao

Fluffy Eevee marshmallows 🤎🤍 Design based on Penny's Eevee backpack since I think it's so cute 🥹 Look at it spin!

enba-and-luka

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yoricklike

"drunken master" parenting technique

crabussy

okay I have an idea that might revolutionise the world of gay ships but it's an idea that veers into uncharted yaoi waters so you're just gonna have to trust me on this one okay. what if there was a big one and a small one and they liked each other

crabussy

we’re going to make so much money my friend

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