Almost steady time travel

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

i don’t ask for much but i might start

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

Guards, sexualize that man! (remembers that I should be centering men less and centering women more) Guards, sexualize that WOMAN! (remembers that I shouldn't reduce women to their sexual characteristics) Guards, portray that woman respectfully! (remembers that prudishness isn't feminism) Guards, portray that woman as a sexual being who is also a full person in her own right with all the complexities that implies! (sees a Christian baby flying at me) Guards, hit that baby with a baseball bat so we can win the Big Game!

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

you wou.ldnnt download a billion years of pain demons

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

batshit normal

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens