Almost steady time travel

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Orphic Palaces, Slandering Hungry Quaker Matrons Going Erotically Southward.

I appreciate that you included Salacia but not Charon – really threading the needle pedantry-wise there.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

omg you people can do everything

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam