Almost steady time travel

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

I cant wait to marry one of my mutuals im just not sure who its going to be yet...nervous

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

wishing everyone a very Remembering You Have Good Leftovers In The Fridge

There are no ducks in this post.

BUT did you check the fridge