like a sophisticated lemon party for birds

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

my biggest kink is someone checking in on me n noticing when m not myself

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

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i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

Let's play this game. My villain is England. FR the Argentina v. England game is just gonna be hell because I physically cannot root for either team. Any time I think of rooting for England, I get a gag reflex.