Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.
I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.
So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.
So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.
Ho l y
Imma try that last one
I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day. They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.
So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”
He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?
I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”
He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.
I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”
She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.
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#i love this and i cant tell which is my favorite part #1: the idea that holt arrived at like two in the morning and sat there watching his adopted son and daughter in law sleep #2: the idea that two grown ass detectives didnt notice their captain sitting three feet away from them #3: the idea that holt carefully snuck around jake to eat his eggs and then carefully tucked him and the empty plate back in #honestly it’s probably that one what a petty man i love hin #him (via @queer-cheer)
imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well
Barbie outchea dropping some serious truth bombs

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peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers
Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first
Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may
Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t
Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you
Bucky, tired: oh not this again
Holy guacamole!! i did another damn comic and i’m not ded
Enjoy a little bit of Tony and Peter, both are great characters
PS: I guess y’all get the reference
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Someone on here once pointed out how whenever beauty vloggers on youtube do those, “my boyfriend does my makeup” challenges; the guy never seems to know what he’s doing, he doesn’t know what contouring is or highlighting and everyone thinks he’s just being a dude but really it shows that he obviously doesn’t watch his girlfriend’s videos that she’s clearly passionate about making, if he can’t understand something as simple as a primer and that really sucks
I also think about how wild it is that women get mocked and made fun of for pretending to be interested in sports and other things that are typically understood as male interests, and it seems like we’re the weird ones for doing that, but it’s crazy how there’s no pressure on men to be interested in, or at least understand anything considered feminine, like, wouldn’t you want to have knowledge about something your significant other is interested in?
I see memes where the guy is shopping for what to get his girlfriend and someone suggests a highlighter and dude goes out and gets sharpie highlighters! Then people think it’s hilarious, because he’s just a guy being a dude y'know but if a girl doesn’t know shit about basketball, or football, or video games, or cars, or comics or whatever else she’s an idiot
this. the. REALEST. POST. on here !!!!!!
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There’s one beauty “guru” I watch regularly on Youtube. Her name is Tati Westbrook. One of the things I absolutely LOVE about her videos is that her husband regularly makes cameos and tries out products with her, gives her feedback and opinions when she’s reviewing stuff, and actually DID A SHIT TON OF RESEARCH when they did the “Husband does my makeup” thing. Like, he’ll regularly go “oh, you were wearing that in your other video!” or “I saw that product, can I review it too?” He’s not by any means “into” makeup himself, but he clearly loves her to bits and supports her and encourages her in all her endeavors. And it pains me that this is so noteworthy. https://www.youtube.com/user/GlamLifeGuru is her channel, if anyone is curious.
I don’t wear make-up myself, but it really hurts my heart when this kind of thing happens in relationships. My mom started playing WoW just to spend more time with the rest of her family, but my dad wont even go with her to see a movie that she was an extra in.
baby meeting cat for the first time
Cat person right there.
Look at that tiny rectangle.
thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen
I react to any and all cats in this exact same way, every time
This really warmed my heart and made me smile.
every time i watch Ragnarok I think for sure that Loki actually went to Earth and hired the real Matt Damon to play himself in a play on Asgard. It wasn’t just Matt damon playing an Asgardian in the movie I just feel it in my soul that Loki went to Earth and was like “I have a role for you”
When do we talk about the moment in Deadpool 2 when Deadpool shoots the orderly after realizing what they were doing to Russell?
Because as Colossus is strangling him, asking why he killed someone, Wade’s immediate answer is, “They were abusing him. You can tell; you can always tell.”
But the thing is, no one else noticed. And it’s not like Russell’s scars were hidden before that moment. They’re very prominent from the moment he’s onscreen. When I saw the movie a second time I looked to make sure and yes, you can see them the entire time.
Deadpool could tell pretty quickly though. And the question becomes “How often has Wade seen it to be able to immediately pick up on it?”
Followed up by “Why has Wade seen it this often?”
It’s such a brief moment but it stuck with me the rest of the movie and well after it. It’s so informative of Deadpool’s character that I’m surprised I haven’t seen discussion about it anywhere.
For those who do not read the comics, some important info: Wade was canonically HEAVILY abused as a child in the hands of both his parents.
Depending on the run, he was sexually abused by either his mom or his dad and physically abused by his father in others.
He was also abused by the group who developed the Weapon X, so yep, Wade knowing about a child being through abuse is definitely intentional for the movies’ plot. Ryan always made sure to let it be known that Wade has triggers regarding abuse survivors because this is a very important part of the character’s background;
Wade is a survivor, that’s also why he defended the teenage girl from that stalker in the first movie as well and that’s why he knows the kids from the orphanage were also sexually abused by the nurses from the 2nd movie.
Controversial opinion but the Mona Lisa isn’t that good of a painting.
People trying to unravel her mysterious expression have never seen a woman literally just sitting there.

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#DISASTER GAY
the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself
…a mess
Tom be spoiling movies he’s not even in now???