ReFeazels

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this