🪳Lie, Cheat, Steal🪳

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

the pussy got me suckin her dick

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

since i was a wee lesbian of 3 or 4 long before i knew the word transgender (or lesbian for that matter) i would simply decide there wasnt enough women in things and decide certain characters were girls, actually, because i liked them, which means my very first transfem head canon is faramir lotr and i stand by my 5yo self's literay analysis

@demilypyro