🪳Lie, Cheat, Steal🪳

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

ummm op its really weird to headcanon kris to have an agab based off of the extremely flimsy information that the area based off of their childhood is called mancountry and the egg stuff is in there and this was clearly a place they once fit in but not anymore . if you dont want to misgender nonbinary people you should never acknowledge the ones that have any sort of relationship with their agab at all or they arent nonbinary . instead you should draw them in a binder and complaining about periods and wearing pigtails as a little kid and getting dysphoric over their feminine body the way all nonbinary people do