🪳Lie, Cheat, Steal🪳

kinda insane how the white house can straight up say "the biggest threat to America right now are people who are against fascism" and no one recognizes that statement as the declaration of fascism that it is

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

who knows though

Somehow it never occurred to me that gar start out as babies. I have never considered what a baby gar would look like. The world is so full of beauty and wonder

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

kept waiting for someone to mention the cold ravioli but i guess i have to do everything around here

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

If you set aside game mechanics and look at the world as presented, the merchant inventories imply an insane demand for poison. It is not difficult to obtain or unusual to have. Some merchants have nice, top shelf poisons. And very few people are getting mauled dozens of times per day like the player character, so it's not like it's needed for self-defense. All this suggests, to me, a Tamriel-wide culture of recreational poisoning

There are assassins' guilds, and those certainly have a lot of use cases for poison, so it's very convenient that poison is just groceries in Tamriel. You can buy it without blowing your cover or dealing with any black market nonsense

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't