[jim hopper voice] DRIIIIIVVEE

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

i love giving sidney crosby nerve damage in his lower lip from dental surgery in my fics because i have nerve damage in my lower lip from dental surgery

the carpooling situation is like. you're in a car with a beautiful boy and he's actually very willing to tell you that he loves you, he's kind of dying to tell you all about it at the first opportunity, actually. but you are not ready to deal with any of that yet, and he's put that together, because you are both equally unsubtle no matter what anybody thinks, so he's trying to be cool about it, which for him manifests as doing a lot of air drumming at red lights until it makes you laugh. and you still feel like you've done something terrible.

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”

p0rn w/ feelings is so funny it’s like I’ve tricked you into reading this fic by offering you smut but as soon as you get there I pull out a chair, sit backwards on it, and say “hey, pal. you wanna talk about abandonment issues?” and then you have no choice but to listen

#what is the POINT of porn if it’s not also a character study