i'm not impressed

i’ve also been reading saving the 10th prince!! it’s really good, right? but alas, since it’s still ongoing we all need something to fill the void while the author does their magic!!

there really aren’t any scarlet heart aus from what i can find. friends and viewers of the blog, if you know any, please send them in an ask and i’ll add them to this list, thank you!!

- somewhere in time- ethereality - it’s locked right now but i’m adding this in case it gets put back up!

and until kingdom come is from the joseon era but the setting will most likely be to your tastes!!

*Remus and Sirius were on a regular recon mission for the order when the warehouse that they were observing went up in flames. Escaping from the explosion, they are confronted by four death eaters, one of whom is Sirius’ very own cousin, Bellatrix Black.*

Bellatrix: The Black sheep of the family, and his domesticated canine.

*Remus and Sirius both have their wands pointed at Bellatrix, who is in front and obviously in command. Her lackeys have surrounded them. Sirius makes a low growling noise at the back of his throat.*

Bellatrix: Old Bumblydore must be scrambling if all he can muster up is you two.

Sirius: Why don’t you try me, and we’ll see who’s scrambling, dearest cousin.

Bellatrix: Oh cousin! The Dark Lord has plans for you! Otherwise you wouldn’t be upright and talking you insolent mutt. But, the Dark Lord is merciful and will forgive your little phase.

Bellatrix: You can even bring that along with you.

*Remus recoils from Bellatrix and spits at her.*

Remus: Its nice to see that he lets them roam around on their own.

*Just as Bellatrix is about to curse Remus, cracks of apparition sound all around them. The Order had obviously sent backup.*

Bellatrix: This isn’t over bloodtraitor.

James: Was absolutely into Disco. The Bee Gees and later; Abba were his jam. Donna Summers spoke to his soul. Would constantly be tapping his feet or moving his hips to some song stuck in his head.

Remus: Grew up listening to his mother crooning the Beatles while cooking. Can name any Zeppelin song by the opening chords. Would kill anyone who touched his Floyd records. Mostly listened to music while stoned.

Sirius: Only really got into muggle music during his later hogwarts years, having never really been exposed to it at home. He appreciated the aggresive sounds of Remus’s music, but really found his own in Punk music. The Clash, Buzzcocks and the Sex Pistols became his background music to life and he fully embraced the DIY aesthetic of the movement, and would regularly attend underground gigs.

Aw! Thank you!!

Xiumin: Sleepy drunk, he’d lean on one of the other members, slurring out everyone’s secrets. “Jongdae hid Yixing’s insoles in Yunho hyung’s studio last week… And Taeyeon noona thought she was babysitting Baek the first time they went out.”

Luhan: Standing up on the table, the others have to keep him from stripping as he dances, loudly singing along to anything… though not with the right lyrics. “Hey, I just smelled you and you’re crazy, but here’s my number, so call me daddy!”

Kris: Flailing around losing his balance as he refuses to take anyone’s arm for support. “Nah, let me go. I’m fighting monsters cuz Tao’s too scared of them!” He’d brandish one of the cocktail umbrellas at the imaginary monsters.

Suho: “Boys, be good while mommy’s calling her ex!” He’d repeatedly call Kris, even if he’s in the same room, leaving voice messages and swaying in his seat. “I swear, if your next girlfriend or boyfriend looks half as good as I do in a dress, I will SHANK THEM!”

Lay: “When you think about it, couldn’t we all be like little dolls in a little doll house to move around and be played with by some omniscient omnipotent being out there?” He’d stir his glass thoughtfully, unaware that no one is actually listening.

Baekhyun: “I can’t feel my nose! Yeol! Is my nose still there?! Oh my god - I can’t feel anything! Quick, someone tell me if my ghost is super hot or just really hot.” He’d pose. eventually passing out with his cheek on the table, drooling.

Chen: “I feel absolutely nothing - what the hell makes you think I’m drunk?” When they point out to him that he was trying to use pick-up lines on a poster of a soju bottle, he’d get confused. “Nope, I don’t think so.” As he downs another shot.

Chanyeol: Crying leaning on Kai’s shoulder and nodding intermittently at everything he says. “You’re so wonderful. I love all you guys so much. I don’t understand how anyone could be an anti.” His nose is running and his eyes are red and he keeps hugging everyone.

DO: Very quietly sitting at the table, sticking the screen protector on and off his phone, polishing the screen to make it perfect without any air bubbles, getting more and more visibly frustrated. “Oh, come on. It’s one bubble, if you can’t even do this much, you’re worthless!”

Tao: “Why on earth did you think that you could wear that shirt with those Prada shoes when I know you have Gucci! I swear to god, I want to claw my eyes out!” He’d shout over the music as he tries to dance along to the beat, failing miserably.

Kai: After babbling nonsense while he’s moving from tipsy to drunk, he becomes starts whining. “Hyung, no one sees me as more than abs and hip rolls! They want my body but not my mind! I’m Jongin not Kai!” While he’s having his existential crisis, Suho would pat him on the back.

Sehun: “NYOOOM!” He goes running around the table holding his arms out eventually tripping over one of Chanyeol’s long legs and ending up sprawled over their laps, he looks up at them, seriously pissed off. “Alright! Which one of you jokers has the kryptonite?”

JUST CUZ JELLI REALLY WANTED IT OK

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