one time john tavares checked me out at an airport

dont get mad but i may have made some posts that cater to my tastes on my own blog that anybody can quietly unfollow or block. im so sorry

one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

that one workplace post that went viral a couple months ago is going around facebook again which means periodically ill get a notification on my phone and it’s a complete stranger barely restraining themselves from telling us to kill ourselves

LMFAO I just got a really funny one but I can’t post it it contains too much information

that one workplace post that went viral a couple months ago is going around facebook again which means periodically ill get a notification on my phone and it’s a complete stranger barely restraining themselves from telling us to kill ourselves

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material