one-note, flat, and enabling

the smoke wasn’t even that bad today but it was bad enough to remind me I’m vulnerable populations 👍

i think i would fail a field sobriety test that’s how tired i am

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

the gm said fuck it and left ?

larkin submitted one (1) singular extra team on his trade list after being asked to expand it and his boss said alright actually this not my circus and these are not my monkeys. fuck you

when a woman points out that sports fans hate women and sports leagues hate women and athletes hate women people will often go "just watch women's sports" and it's a stupid fucking response every single time

women should be respected in every single sports space, none of these structural issues are solved by just ... sending them somewhere else + the way people say this always comes across as demeaning; watching womens sports is worthwhile on its own, it shouldn’t be prescribed as exile for women who notice that the wider sports world hates them

ok i have a short list (lmao) of 68 agents. now i just have to polish the fucking manuscript (lmao)

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat